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I know a few sheilas who wouldn't need the funnel!

A couple of US Senators spring to mind...

1 posted on 01/19/2005 9:10:50 PM PST by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

I'd try it! Last year at the Belmont Stakes they'd turned one of the men's rooms into a women's room, and it was like we discovered the secret to no lines at the men's room. It was the DOZENS of urinals lining the walls. Of course we couldn't use them, and I doubt most would, even with this new aid. But, anything to speed things up, I say.


2 posted on 01/19/2005 9:17:17 PM PST by jocon307 (Ann Coulter was right)
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AD, just what is the Big Day Out concert? The name of it almost sounds like something that homosexuals in the US would organise.


3 posted on 01/19/2005 9:17:38 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Half a league, half a league rode the MSM into the valley of obscurity)
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To: Aussie Dasher

There's been a similar product available for years for women who liked to hike, camp, backpack. It reduces the chances that you're going to squat in a poison oak patch.


4 posted on 01/19/2005 9:18:12 PM PST by .38sw
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To: Aussie Dasher

The only thing that comes to mind... is that you Aussies crack me up!


6 posted on 01/19/2005 9:23:42 PM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

I had a very clever tenant over twenty years ago who tried to market these "funnels" and as far as I know he might have invented them. He also tried to distribute band-aids for minority complextions, and I forget what else. He was way before his time I suspect.


7 posted on 01/19/2005 9:32:04 PM PST by nkycincinnatikid
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To: Aussie Dasher

So far, orders are just trickling in, but profits should flow in good order.


9 posted on 01/19/2005 9:49:01 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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"WOMEN, rejoice!"

Yeah, rejoice, as you continue to lose your dignity.

17 posted on 01/19/2005 10:04:34 PM PST by TheCrusader ("the frenzy of the Mohammedans has devastated the Churches of God" - Pope Urban II, 1097 A.D.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Company spokesman Kees de Jong said it was "simple to use" with pants, skirts and dresses, however P-Mate hostesses would be on hand to offer guidance where it was needed.

Kees de Jong? Sounds like a character in a Benny Hill skit!

21 posted on 01/19/2005 11:01:36 PM PST by L.N. Smithee (Hey, Senator Leahy -- Go BORK Yourself!)
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apropos of nothing:

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22 posted on 01/19/2005 11:04:23 PM PST by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on January 13, 2005)
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I supppose now they'll have to invent the feminine version of 'urinal etiquette'
23 posted on 01/20/2005 5:26:20 AM PST by pa_dweller (lose = no longer in possession of <> loose = not tight or restrictive)
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To: Aussie Dasher
The Shee Pee, as its affectionately known in Europe

Perhaps more accurately named 'Shoe Pee'?

25 posted on 01/20/2005 7:09:26 AM PST by skeeter (OBL "Americans" won't honor any law that interferes with their pocketbooks)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Does this mean that women will have to peek to the left and right to see whose funnel is the biggest?


26 posted on 01/20/2005 12:43:47 PM PST by melbell (There are 10 types of people in the world...those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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Man I feel like a woman - The P-mate and she pees Article by Sarah Wynne
28 posted on 01/21/2005 12:30:03 PM PST by csvset
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To: Aussie Dasher

I ain't gota use no tool to pee standin' up....


34 posted on 01/23/2005 10:29:06 PM PST by Drango (To Serve Man.....IT'S A COOKBOOK!)
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