I know a few sheilas who wouldn't need the funnel!
A couple of US Senators spring to mind...
To: Aussie Dasher
I'd try it! Last year at the Belmont Stakes they'd turned one of the men's rooms into a women's room, and it was like we discovered the secret to no lines at the men's room. It was the DOZENS of urinals lining the walls. Of course we couldn't use them, and I doubt most would, even with this new aid. But, anything to speed things up, I say.
2 posted on
01/19/2005 9:17:17 PM PST by
jocon307
(Ann Coulter was right)
To: Aussie Dasher
AD, just what is the Big Day Out concert? The name of it almost sounds like something that homosexuals in the US would organise.
3 posted on
01/19/2005 9:17:38 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Half a league, half a league rode the MSM into the valley of obscurity)
To: Aussie Dasher
There's been a similar product available for years for women who liked to hike, camp, backpack. It reduces the chances that you're going to squat in a poison oak patch.
4 posted on
01/19/2005 9:18:12 PM PST by
.38sw
To: Aussie Dasher
The only thing that comes to mind... is that you Aussies crack me up!
6 posted on
01/19/2005 9:23:42 PM PST by
DTogo
(U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
To: Aussie Dasher
I had a very clever tenant over twenty years ago who tried to market these "funnels" and as far as I know he might have invented them. He also tried to distribute band-aids for minority complextions, and I forget what else. He was way before his time I suspect.
To: Aussie Dasher
So far, orders are just trickling in, but profits should flow in good order.
To: Aussie Dasher
"WOMEN, rejoice!" Yeah, rejoice, as you continue to lose your dignity.
17 posted on
01/19/2005 10:04:34 PM PST by
TheCrusader
("the frenzy of the Mohammedans has devastated the Churches of God" - Pope Urban II, 1097 A.D.)
To: Aussie Dasher
Company spokesman Kees de Jong said it was "simple to use" with pants, skirts and dresses, however P-Mate hostesses would be on hand to offer guidance where it was needed.Kees de Jong? Sounds like a character in a Benny Hill skit!
21 posted on
01/19/2005 11:01:36 PM PST by
L.N. Smithee
(Hey, Senator Leahy -- Go BORK Yourself!)
22 posted on
01/19/2005 11:04:23 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(I last updated my profile on January 13, 2005)
To: Aussie Dasher
23 posted on
01/20/2005 5:26:20 AM PST by
pa_dweller
(lose = no longer in possession of <> loose = not tight or restrictive)
To: Aussie Dasher
The Shee Pee, as its affectionately known in Europe Perhaps more accurately named 'Shoe Pee'?
25 posted on
01/20/2005 7:09:26 AM PST by
skeeter
(OBL "Americans" won't honor any law that interferes with their pocketbooks)
To: Aussie Dasher
Does this mean that women will have to peek to the left and right to see whose funnel is the biggest?
26 posted on
01/20/2005 12:43:47 PM PST by
melbell
(There are 10 types of people in the world...those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
To: Aussie Dasher
28 posted on
01/21/2005 12:30:03 PM PST by
csvset
To: Aussie Dasher
I ain't gota use no tool to pee standin' up....
34 posted on
01/23/2005 10:29:06 PM PST by
Drango
(To Serve Man.....IT'S A COOKBOOK!)
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