The drill instructors at Parris Island will inform you quickly and with emphasis exactly why a recruit is not to use the pronoun "you" when adressing them.Ewe's are female sheep, and are the carriers of the syphyllis virus.
Posted on 01/18/2005 6:59:16 AM PST by Rodney King
Former cop busted in pig pen A shocked pig farmer could not believe his eyes as he watched a man drop his trousers and assault several members of his herd. The farmer managed to grab a camera and get evidence of the public bestiality, and the animal lover has been convicted, newspaper VG reports. "It was hard to comprehend what I was in fact seeing," said the Skien farmer. He managed to get nine shots of the former policeman he spotted sexually assaulting his pigs.
Telemark police said the case is closed and the man fined NOK 8,000 (USD 1,060) for violating animal protection laws.
"He has abused these animals in such a way that violated the animal protection act. The man has admitted guilt and accepted the fine," Telemark deputy police commissioner Runar Karlsen told VG.
The farmer decided to talk about the incident because of village rumors that he has been spreading evil gossip about a respected citizen.
The farmer was on a regular trip out to the pens to feed his herd - five sows and a boar, which were kept in a large fence bordering the woods a few hundred meters from his farm.
"Then I saw a man standing among the pigs, inside the electrical fence. Suddenly he took off his underpants and stood there naked from the waist down. Then things started to happen that I didn't think were possible," the farmer said.
"I took nine pictures of the man in action. It was embarrassing delivering the film for development, and I explained in the photo shop what had happened," he said.
Police said that the photographs were central to resolving the case.
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"Same species - opposite sex" will usually keep you out of trouble.
Yeah, the pigs.
Isn't that like calling a rapist a "great lover"? The guy has a real problem with his sexuality, not a "love of animals" gone too far.
Well you never know about Fred, although, I thought he liked sheep!
Just a guess. Something tells me he has neither.
Man, imagine all the bad cop jokes one could make with this.
haha!
LOLOLOL
The drill instructors at Parris Island will inform you quickly and with emphasis exactly why a recruit is not to use the pronoun "you" when adressing them.Kinda puta a whole new meaning to the word "porker", don't it?
Right! ~SB
EWE!!!!!
But I always wondered how true this was, sir.
The physician was just speculating (about the law prohibiting shepherds from assisting in childbirth)--and as we were both on our coffee breaks, there were no textbooks or other references handy.
(O.K. - confession time - which one of you want to talk about it? We've got photos - no funny stuff.)
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The farmer decided to talk about the incident because of village rumors that he has been spreading evil gossip about a respected citizen.
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Taxes - he was from Taxes!
A guy walks into a bar in 'Taxes' and orders a white wine.
All the cowboys sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
Do you drive a ! taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
You're bad!
bacterium.
not virus.
otherwise: F.I.D.O.
It has been, for lack of a better term, "common knowledge" that female sheep were the source.Thank'ee Squire.
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