Now, that's just wrong!!!!
Just damn.
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Posted on 01/18/2005 6:59:16 AM PST by Rodney King
Former cop busted in pig pen A shocked pig farmer could not believe his eyes as he watched a man drop his trousers and assault several members of his herd. The farmer managed to grab a camera and get evidence of the public bestiality, and the animal lover has been convicted, newspaper VG reports. "It was hard to comprehend what I was in fact seeing," said the Skien farmer. He managed to get nine shots of the former policeman he spotted sexually assaulting his pigs.
Telemark police said the case is closed and the man fined NOK 8,000 (USD 1,060) for violating animal protection laws.
"He has abused these animals in such a way that violated the animal protection act. The man has admitted guilt and accepted the fine," Telemark deputy police commissioner Runar Karlsen told VG.
The farmer decided to talk about the incident because of village rumors that he has been spreading evil gossip about a respected citizen.
The farmer was on a regular trip out to the pens to feed his herd - five sows and a boar, which were kept in a large fence bordering the woods a few hundred meters from his farm.
"Then I saw a man standing among the pigs, inside the electrical fence. Suddenly he took off his underpants and stood there naked from the waist down. Then things started to happen that I didn't think were possible," the farmer said.
"I took nine pictures of the man in action. It was embarrassing delivering the film for development, and I explained in the photo shop what had happened," he said.
Police said that the photographs were central to resolving the case.
Now, that's just wrong!!!!
Just damn.
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I hear tell he has a deal with a company in Amsterdam.
Maybe he has a web site ........
I feel so sorry for his wife (or GF)....
Can you imagine!?! "He'd rather do a pig than her!"
You know, I have heard that about pigs; they know which snakes to avoid, like as you mentioned, cottonmouths.
However, out in these here parts (the wide prairies of Nebraska), they are known to chow down rattlesnakes.
My knowledge of snakery is chaotic and incomplete; could it be that the poison of cottonmouths is more lethal than the venom of rattlesnakes, and the pigs know it?
there's this fellow here in town:
they call him "Cowboy"
he has a girlfriend:
She is what one might expect in a human companion of a... hrmn... "cowboy"
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They'll eat rattlesnakes.
Nine pigs?
A cottonmouth stinks, a real stench, very unpleasent odor. I believe that has more to do with it.
Are you in hog heaven too?
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For the kids
A pig walks into a bar and asks for 3 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom.
Then a second little pig walks in and asks for 10 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom.
Then another little pig comes in and asks for 100 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks. The bartender says "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?
The pig says "No, I'm the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."
I know! So was I!
Sows will tolerate just about anything behind them when they are in heat. We used to test sows by pressing on their haunches with our hands and if they backed up, they were in heat. If they ran, well its obvious. Now this pervert must have waited until the sows were in heat, because if they were not in heat they would have been cranky and would have given the fellow a nasty bite. I heard of country sickos putting down several ears of corn in front of the sows while they were in heat to keep the sow distracted while the deed was occurring. Now the boar, he has a corkscrew like penis and the sow has ridges in her vagina that fits the boars penis like a wall anchor fits a screw. The boar and sows copulate and they even will do it for recreation while the sow is in heat. If the sow ain't in heat, they the boar gets eat up.
Especially the boar. Whoa!!!! LOL
Now you see why some men turn to pigs. (see post#27)
Nothing much of interest happens on pig farms.
He was siezing the Kodak moment.
Then he called into his local AM radio station and.. oh, nevermind.
Guess we know where Fred Imus is now!!
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