Former cop busted in pig pen

Aftenposten ^ | 8/21/2003 | Jonathon Tisdall

[Slings and Arrows]

And with all the poor DUmmies thinking they finally had a chance for a date!
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This-Is-Not-A-Ping-List ping!

[Freepmail me to get on or off this Not-A-Ping-List.]

[leadpenny]

"Same species - opposite sex" will usually keep you out of trouble.

[Slings and Arrows]

You owe somebody an apology, Rodney.

Yeah, the pigs.

[TotusTuus]

....and the animal lover has been convicted, newspaper VG reports.

Isn't that like calling a rapist a "great lover"? The guy has a real problem with his sexuality, not a "love of animals" gone too far.

[Springman]

Well you never know about Fred, although, I thought he liked sheep!

[TotusTuus]

I feel so sorry for his wife (or GF)....

Just a guess. Something tells me he has neither.

[Free and Armed]

Man, imagine all the bad cop jokes one could make with this.

[MeekOneGOP]

haha!

[patton]

LOLOLOL

[concretebob]

The drill instructors at Parris Island will inform you quickly and with emphasis exactly why a recruit is not to use the pronoun "you" when adressing them.
Ewe's are female sheep, and are the carriers of the syphyllis virus.

[concretebob]

Kinda puta a whole new meaning to the word "porker", don't it?

[SquirrelKing]

Squeal like a pig!

[Savage Beast]

Right! ~SB

[ddtorque]

EWE!!!!!

[franksolich]

But I always wondered how true this was, sir.

The physician was just speculating (about the law prohibiting shepherds from assisting in childbirth)--and as we were both on our coffee breaks, there were no textbooks or other references handy.

[Happy2BMe]

SSOoooooooooo OOOOOoooooo Iii EEEeeeeee! - PIG!!

(O.K. - confession time - which one of you want to talk about it? We've got photos - no funny stuff.)

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The farmer decided to talk about the incident because of village rumors that he has been spreading evil gossip about a respected citizen.

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Taxes - he was from Taxes!

 

A guy walks into a bar in 'Taxes' and orders a white wine.
 
All the cowboys sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
some pitiful Yankee from the north.
 
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
 
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
 
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
 
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
 
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
Do you drive a ! taxi?"
 
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.  I mount animals."
 
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

[McGruff]

You're bad!

[King Prout]

bacterium.
not virus.

otherwise: F.I.D.O.

[concretebob]

It has been, for lack of a better term, "common knowledge" that female sheep were the source.
How this information was derived, or it's source, is not known to me, I just remember my boot camp days.
and frank, calling me "sir" is like puttin an elevator in an outhouse, it's not really necessary. :)

[Slings and Arrows]

Thank'ee Squire.