[cripplecreek]

Gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINES!

[agere_contra]

Pervs.

[Dad2Angels]

Pathetic

[mtbopfuyn]

Coming soon to a Fox station near you.

[Lockbar]

And the reason for this stupid television program is....?????

[tjwmason]

production company Endemol

Wow, I am so shocked, I am literally flat out on the floor in astonishment. That Endemol would get invovled in a project which is so crass, and drivelly - they're only into high quality programming like 'Big Brother' after all.

Modern 'culture' is actually becoming a parody of its own stereotype.

[End Times Sentinel]

I don't understand why I should be concerned at how fast my sperm moves, I mean, what am I expecting is going to happen after I ahem, "acheive Shang Ri La"?  Some other guy is going to come along and pass me???

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[tlb]

At the end of the show the announcer probably will ask the audience to give the winner a hand, and he'll say " no thanks, I'll do it myself"


And come to think of it, if the sperm race ends in a tie, i wonder if they'll have a runoff.

[Angry Enough]

Fastest isn't always best, you know...sometimes slow and steady wins the race.

[Wolfie]

The Japanese have had it beat (no pun intended) for years. They have a show that measures output by volume for a given time period.

[Tom Bombadil]

This has to be a hoax.

[KidGlock]

Insert Kerry's NASA photo here.

[goldstategop]

I nominate Jean Francois in his "Green Sperm Togs" HAHAHAHAHA

[Dreagon]

Considering their declining birthrates, one would think they could find a better use for the little guys :)

[SouthernFreebird]

OMG, men will compete at anything!

[gridlock]

The aim is to find Germany's most virile man ...

Isn't that like being the tallest man in Lilleput?

[Centaur]

So many puns, so little time.

[G.Mason]

"The sperm is in the starting gate."

"They're off!"

"Slick Trick has taken the lead, with Boinger second, and Premature Problems a close third, followed by Hasty Exit, Bye Bye Birdie, Limp Wrist, Immaculate Insertion, and Peters Principal."

"They're rounding the 8th pole."

"It's Slick Trick, Boinger with Premature Problems dropping back."

"Frothy Forment is making his move."

"Coming down the stretch, its Slick Trick, Boinger and Frothy Forment."

"It's Frothy Forment going for second."

"Slick Trick, Frothy Forment."

"Slick Trick, Frothy Forment."

"It's Frothy Forment for the lead."

"And the winner is ... Frothy Forment, by a head!"

[PBRSTREETGANG]

This must involve a rigorous training regimen.

[Shortwave]

I thought Woody Allen was the fastest sperm?