At the end of the show the announcer probably will ask the audience to give the winner a hand, and he'll say " no thanks, I'll do it myself"
And come to think of it, if the sperm race ends in a tie, i wonder if they'll have a runoff.
The show was an abject failure.
Apparently, the financier lost money.... hand over fist.
*watches tumbleweed drift past*
Sorry.