Sperm race TV show launched in Germany

Ananova ^ | 1/18/5

[cripplecreek]

Gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINES!

[agere_contra]

Pervs.

[Dad2Angels]

Pathetic

[mtbopfuyn]

Coming soon to a Fox station near you.

[Lockbar]

And the reason for this stupid television program is....?????

[tjwmason]

production company Endemol

Wow, I am so shocked, I am literally flat out on the floor in astonishment. That Endemol would get invovled in a project which is so crass, and drivelly - they're only into high quality programming like 'Big Brother' after all.

Modern 'culture' is actually becoming a parody of its own stereotype.

[End Times Sentinel]

I don't understand why I should be concerned at how fast my sperm moves, I mean, what am I expecting is going to happen after I ahem, "acheive Shang Ri La"?  Some other guy is going to come along and pass me???

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[tlb]

At the end of the show the announcer probably will ask the audience to give the winner a hand, and he'll say " no thanks, I'll do it myself"


And come to think of it, if the sperm race ends in a tie, i wonder if they'll have a runoff.

[Angry Enough]

Fastest isn't always best, you know...sometimes slow and steady wins the race.

[Wolfie]

The Japanese have had it beat (no pun intended) for years. They have a show that measures output by volume for a given time period.

[Tom Bombadil]

This has to be a hoax.

[NativeNewYorker]

Some other guy is going to come along and pass me???

Actually, yes, that IS possible.

[KidGlock]

Insert Kerry's NASA photo here.

[Slipperduke]

The show was an abject failure.

Apparently, the financier lost money.... hand over fist.

*watches tumbleweed drift past*


Sorry.

[goldstategop]

I nominate Jean Francois in his "Green Sperm Togs" HAHAHAHAHA

[Dreagon]

Considering their declining birthrates, one would think they could find a better use for the little guys :)

[goldstategop]

A reality show about sperm? Honey, porn is the ultimate reality show. You don't get more naked than that. Call it the "Nekkid Gun." I'm sure they're a slot in it somewhere for Leslie Nielsen. ;-)

[SouthernFreebird]

OMG, men will compete at anything!