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Viagra Makes Flowers Stand up Straight
UK Medix ^
| 12 January 2005
Posted on 01/12/2005 3:03:37 PM PST by Lorianne
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:03:38 PM PST
by
Lorianne
To: Lorianne
Today was one of those Viagra days -- long and hard.
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:04:38 PM PST
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Lorianne
But have they tested it on cucumbers yet?
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:05:23 PM PST
by
nyg4168
To: Lorianne
But if they stand up straight for longer than 4 hours, immediate medical attention is recommended.
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:06:14 PM PST
by
VRWCmember
("You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Indigo Montoya)
To: Lorianne
Are you happy to see me or is that a banana in your pants?...
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:07:11 PM PST
by
null and void
(I refuse to live my life as if someone, somewhere will be offended if I laugh...)
To: Lorianne
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:07:14 PM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Rap - the other Disco)
To: Lorianne
... so many possible jokes here. Where to begin...?
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:07:31 PM PST
by
Tarpaulin
(Look it up.)
To: Lorianne
Coming to a grocery near you... make sure you WASH THE VEGETABLES BEFORE YOU EAT THEM!
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:07:35 PM PST
by
thoughtomator
(Rooting for a Jets-Vikings Superbowl!)
To: Lorianne
Yeah, but will it correct 'Clinton curvature'?
To: Lorianne
Just what we need -- vegetables with viagra in them.
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:08:38 PM PST
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: Lorianne
Would you call this a *PING!*, or a *BOI-OI-OI-NNNNGGGGG!*? LOL
11
posted on
01/12/2005 3:08:38 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(Taglines? Vikings don't need no steenkin' taglines..............)
To: Lorianne
Pilferage in some workplaces will become a big problem !
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:09:31 PM PST
by
1066AD
To: nyg4168
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous...."
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:10:14 PM PST
by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
To: Lorianne
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:10:38 PM PST
by
Centurion2000
(Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
To: Lorianne
Both chemicals could provide the food industry with entirely new,
dramatically improved processes for preserving agricultural produce
Not to mention a new confidence, a new reason to eat your veggies.
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:10:48 PM PST
by
Sender
(Team Infidel USA)
To: Lorianne
could provide the food industry with entirely new, dramatically improved processes for preserving agricultural produceNo more wilted lettuce, limp string beans...yikes!
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:10:53 PM PST
by
NautiNurse
(Osama bin Laden has more tapes than Steely Dan)
To: mhking
To: FreedomCalls
hahah!!! good laugh with that one :)
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:12:28 PM PST
by
cdbull23
("If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back." - Homer on what's good to drink.)
To: Lorianne
Boy... imagine a woman gardener explaining to her doctor why she needed viagra...
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posted on
01/12/2005 3:15:42 PM PST
by
Nataku X
(There are no converts in Islam... only hostages.)
To: Lorianne
Imagine the poor guy who shows up with a dozen long-stemmed red roses and sees the wife pop 'em into a vase... with his last Viagra.
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