explains why you have a drooping eye and walk with a limp
Pepe Le Pew's Top Ten Pick-Up Lines:
1. SWEET HEART IF I FOLLOW YOU HOME WILL YOU KEEP ME?
2. NOT ONLY AM I GOOD-LOOKING, BABY DOLL, I'M RICH. INTERESTED?
3. YOU HAVE A MAP, YES? I WOULD LIKE TO USE IT SINCE I KEEP GETTING LOST IN YOUR EYES.
4. I HOPE YOU KNOW CPR, MY DARLING, BECAUSE YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY.
5. IF COULD REARRANGE THE ALPAHABET I'D PUT U AND I TOGETHER.
6. PARDON ME, MON CHERI. I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY PHONE NUMBER, MAY I BORROW YOURS?
7. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY EYES, NO?! I CANNOT SEEM TO TAKE THEM OFF OF YOU.
8. COFFEE? TEA? ME?
9. YOUR LEGS, THEY MUST BE TIRED, BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY.
10. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?
The should be called "disqualifiers". Anyone female who would fall prey to one of these lines is not worth my effort. :)
LOL
I've found that "Hi. How are you?", said as if you actually mean it and were interested in her response, works just fine.
This would only piss off most women.
The rest? Well, I'm busily copying them.
"I saw you in dreams. And when I awoke the dawn had taken you away."
Please don't use this one, you may end up blindfolded and tied up in the back of a van and captive to giggling psychotic types.
Curious about what the Bottom 10 could possibly offer that was more trite or tasteless than the Top 10, I unwisely wasted 2 minutes of my life discovering those zingers.
"How do you like your morning eggs - scrambled, boiled, or fertilised?"
Oh, yeah.
Number 9 (Worst)
"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
Yikes!!!
Mark Morford's favorite pickup line is "May I push in your stool?"
I did not have a line so much as a scam. This was before I got busted for dealing weed (The US called me one of the biggest independant weed dealers in the Southwest). I used to drive a Porsche 993 Twin Turbo (Oh yeah, Speed. Great way to stay under the Fed's radar there).
I used to park outside a club and once I started to chat up some worthy woman, I would reach in my pocket and hit the panic button on Alarm remote. I would do this several times over the course of several minutes. Before long someone from outside would come in and tell the DJ. The DJ of course would announce, "Does Anyone here own a Porsche Turbo? Your alarm keeps going off."
I, of course would not mention my car to the woman I was talking to before then and would go, "That sounds like my car."
Without fail, the women would go, "You own a Porsche?"
Worked every time. That car was four wheel, six speed, 600 HP panty remover. It wound up getting seized by the Feds along with everything else I had, ill gotten or not.
"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"
Any guy who says..'Here's my credit (read platinum) card, go have fun..'..works for me! *L*
If you were a boogur I'd pick you first!
Two questions:
1) What does this have to do with Astronomy?
2) What happened to the old classic, "The word of the day is "legs." Let's go to my place and spread the word.
You're name must be Visa cuz you're everywhere I wanna be.