This would only piss off most women.
The rest? Well, I'm busily copying them.
Number 5 "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
This would only piss off most women.
Actually that line, delivered correctly to a beautiful woman who isn't used to hearing anything like that, would crack her up. It's actually a work of genius. ;)
Using it on an average-looking woman, though, is probably ill-advised.