[Dead Corpse]

I've found that "Hi. How are you?", said as if you actually mean it and were interested in her response, works just fine.

[pissant]

Is that the best you can do? You must be single still!

[Lazamataz]

I've found that "Hi. How are you?", said as if you actually mean it and were interested in her response, works just fine.

My usual line is, "Yes, I was arrested, but since they couldn't find the body, they couldn't indict me."

[AmishDude]

Sincerity: If you can fake that, you're in!