[Lazamataz]

I've found that "Hi. How are you?", said as if you actually mean it and were interested in her response, works just fine.

My usual line is, "Yes, I was arrested, but since they couldn't find the body, they couldn't indict me."

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

That one works like a charm for Gary Condit.

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)