[JustAmy]

1-11-05
Graphic by MamaBear

PALS

We come from different backgrounds,
We differ night and day.
But still we find some benefit,
To hanging out this way.
We’re friends you see, it’s very strong,
The bond we share between.
The trust and comfort we both have,
Must be felt, not just seen.
Don’t think it strange we feel this way,
We’re best friends through and through.
So leave us be, or like us both,
We’d like to like you too!

Conspiracy Guy 5/10/2004

[JustAmy]

Are you walking or swimming this morning?

Hope all is well in the south.

[Conspiracy Guy]

From my cutesy collection. Thanks for reposting it.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Very cute! Here is a little pooch who is dress up for the BIG DAY!

AMERICA THE GOOD NEIGHBOR HERE

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank y'all for the precious poem and graphic!

[JustAmy]

[international american]

sniff.............................sniff..................

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin', everybody ! Happy Tuesday!

[tuliptree76]

Happy Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day!

[lonestar]

I like that picture. All dogs and some cats are better than any squirrel!

Weinie

[Victoria Delsoul]

Evening all! Happy Splash Your Friend Day.

Wild Women
~ Benny Hill

Now I don't want you folks to misconstrue
What I'm about to say to you,
But I'm gonna tell you about the women in my life.
Now I know some gals who are real refined,
But I always seem to get the other kind,
And maybe that's why I've never found a wife.

Now I used to know a gal in Crew,
She was five foot two and eyes of blue,
And, well she told me that her name was Lotty,
But I think she was funny in the head
'Cause she used to sleep underneath the bed,
Her parents thought she was a little potty.

But I kind of liked the way she'd smile
So I went around with her for a while,
And I kind of thought of her as my bride to be,
I said, "You're the one girl in my life
And I'd like to have you for my wife,"
She said, "Now what would your wife do with me?"

Chorus
Beware of wild women, those wild, wild women,
Those wild, wild women around.
Beware of wild women, those wild, wild women,
And never ever let 'em get you down.

One day I met a movie star,
She was just getting out of her Rolls Royce car,
And she was all covered in diamonds and mink.
Now I kind of liked a gal with money,
And this one, well, she was a real honey,
So I said, "Maybe one day you and I could have a little drink."

She said, "You're just my kind of man."
She stuck a phone number in my hand,
She said, "Now phone me up next time that you're in town."
I said, "Is this your penthouse," she said, "No,
It's the fish and chip shop down below,
But you just phone me up and they'll call me down."

[chorus]

Now I was in a Chelsea bar one day,
And there was a chap stood about five feet away,
And we was both admiring a girl about twenty-one,
I said, "You just can't help but stare
At that cute little chick with the long blonde hair,"
He said, "That chick just happens to be my son."

I said, "I didn't mean to offend,
You must let me make a mend,
I mean at least let me buy you another rum.
I said, "You must think me an awful cad,
I didn't know you was his dad."
He said, "I'm not, you twit, I'm his mum."