Ask Dog Lady: Fake testicles tell more about your boyfriend than your dog (very funny)

TownOnline ^ | 1/5/04 | Rachel & Dog Lady

[apackof2]

Its really unbelievable isn't it?!

[Constitution Day]

See #31. I've seen these on trucks in this area 2 or 3 times now.

Bizarre!

[Ryan Spock]

I don't know whether to laugh or barf!

I know. I have to admit I was dumbfounded, and I'm in California, so nothing really shocks me any more.

[Horatio Gates]

The whole concept is nuts.

[Diddle E. Squat]

OK, but at least let her go bleach blonde...

[apackof2]

Friends don't give friends Neuticals.

LOL!

[exnavychick]

Well, it's SOMETHING, all right.

I give up.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Our late, departed Golden Retriever, Prior Lake Jake lived his entire life with his own pair.

[sandalwood]

How do you know if it keeps your dog's self-esteem intact by keeping his, um, neuticles intact?

[Fiddlstix]

send them to all the GOP senators in Washington.

ROFLMAO!

[End Times Sentinel]

This Monty fella give guys with an unnatural fixation with their dog's testicles, like myself, a bad name.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[Fierce Allegiance]

LOL. A couple months back I saw a blue pair on a VW Golf (or some such vehicle) driven by a young girl. I was cracking up for 10 minutes. I tried, with little success, to properly explain what I was laughing at to my 8 year old twin daughters and their 11 year old sister. They told mom when we got home. She couldn't find the humor in it. I slept on the couch again.

[justshutupandtakeit]

"Monty" is as nutty as a fruitcake and you are knocking the woman putting up with this fool? She should show him the door asap.

[HairOfTheDog]

How do you know if it keeps your dog's self-esteem intact by keeping his, um, neuticles intact?

By the self-esteem of the little man walking him I guess ;~D

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

Best you concentrate on whether you want a future with Monty. Dog Lady is not suggesting he should be fixed, but you need to fix your relationship. The gift of Neuticles was utterly inappropriate, even offensive. It's the same as if Monty had stuffed silicone breast implants in your Christmas stocking. If you think for a moment that sewing falsies into your dog will bring you closer to your boyfriend, Dog Lady wonders what other delusions you labor under. A good relationship comes with communication, trust and safety - for you and Magic.

Speaking of silicone breast implants, Ms. Dog Lady seems to be missing a point within her point.

If a good relationship is built on trust and safety, then why do so many women get falsies implanted into their chest?

[HairOfTheDog]

Our late, departed Golden Retriever, Prior Lake Jake lived his entire life with his own pair.

Good for both of you ;~D

[justshutupandtakeit]

No, Monty is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of and the people buying the pseudoballs are next.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Well, yeah, we are kinda attached to them.

[uglybiker]

If he really wanted the dog to feel better he'd have bought him some that were the size of oranges.

The dog'd feel better if he'd spent the $85 on pig ears.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Is this one of the platforms you ran on in your campaign for public office? lol