To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Wonder if they got "fries with that"...
2 posted on
12/30/2004 2:38:13 PM PST by
MarineDad
(Whenever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Normally I would make a bad joke about laying Sausage...
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Ugh. Hold the mayo, please.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Hot dogs, mustard, relish, buns, special sauce. The oportunity for jokes boggle the mind.
8 posted on
12/30/2004 2:47:33 PM PST by
Nachum
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Wow. Usually they just let you rent the bun.
10 posted on
12/30/2004 2:55:30 PM PST by
wizardoz
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
That fast-food commercial that was on a few years ago...how did that go? Something about 'have it your way'? Hmmmm...maybe the 'Double Delicious' wiener girls could've used it:
At Double Delicious, we...
hold your pickle,
keep your lettuce,
slurp your mayo,
don't forget us...
The rest escapes me.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Makes you wonder what is in the secret sauce?!
13 posted on
12/30/2004 6:50:01 PM PST by
Chewbacca
(Where am I going? I don't know. How'll I get there? I ain't certain. All I know is I'm on my way!)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
A road crew in new york city was working on a 1 mile stretch of road that they had to close off for repairs and when the supervisor put out the road closed signs and blockades he noticed a hooker a 1/2 mile down the road so he went up to her and said."hey lady we are closing this entire road for repairs"and she said"yeah I know I read that in the paper this morning.So the superviser says"If you know this road is closed why are you working it you arent going to getany customers?Im not working this road im here to learn." "Your here to learn?What are you talking about?" "well the paper said that a road crew is going to come here and start laying payment tonight so I wanted see how that is done so I can add it to my bag of tricks".
15 posted on
01/01/2005 11:22:37 PM PST by
freepatriot32
(http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Long Island cops have busted two women who were selling hot dogs — and themselves — from a food truck parked along a busy stretch of Sunrise Highway, .... Let me guess. They were filming The Apprentice III?
19 posted on
01/02/2005 12:10:01 AM PST by
Polybius
To: Eaker; humblegunner; TheMom; TexasCowboy; Boot Hill; PoorMuttly
Gotta love girls who can properly prepare frankfurters !
Wonder if Oscar Meyer was their pimp ?
20 posted on
01/02/2005 12:16:03 AM PST by
Squantos
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