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'HOOKERS' RELISH WIENERS
The New York Post ^ | December 30, 2004 | Devin Smith

Posted on 12/30/2004 2:36:48 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

December 30, 2004 -- Long Island cops have busted two women who were selling hot dogs — and themselves — from a food truck parked along a busy stretch of Sunrise Highway, authorities said. According to police, (the women)started parking in Baldwin about four months ago and sold hot dogs, chips and sodas to dozens of unsuspecting customers from the front of the truck — and sex in the back.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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KEYWORDS: footlonghotdog; hookers; hotdogs; nycnewyorkcity; vice; wieners
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1 posted on 12/30/2004 2:36:48 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Wonder if they got "fries with that"...


2 posted on 12/30/2004 2:38:13 PM PST by MarineDad (Whenever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Normally I would make a bad joke about laying Sausage...


3 posted on 12/30/2004 2:39:14 PM PST by chemical_boy
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Ugh. Hold the mayo, please.


4 posted on 12/30/2004 2:39:21 PM PST by Charles Martel
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To: MarineDad

Super-size it, Sir?


5 posted on 12/30/2004 2:39:22 PM PST by lodwick
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To: MarineDad

I think onions come with wieners on Long Island.


6 posted on 12/30/2004 2:39:24 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Gotta love that headline


7 posted on 12/30/2004 2:45:22 PM PST by traderrob6
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Hot dogs, mustard, relish, buns, special sauce. The oportunity for jokes boggle the mind.


8 posted on 12/30/2004 2:47:33 PM PST by Nachum
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To: Nachum
Yeah.

"It's certainly not the most sanitary hot dog truck I've ever seen."

Were there facilities for washing their hands?

9 posted on 12/30/2004 2:51:25 PM PST by Savage Beast (This is the choice: confrontation or capitulation. Appeasement is capitulation.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Wow. Usually they just let you rent the bun.


10 posted on 12/30/2004 2:55:30 PM PST by wizardoz
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
That fast-food commercial that was on a few years ago...how did that go? Something about 'have it your way'? Hmmmm...maybe the 'Double Delicious' wiener girls could've used it:

At Double Delicious, we...
hold your pickle,
keep your lettuce,
slurp your mayo,
don't forget us...

The rest escapes me.

11 posted on 12/30/2004 3:31:45 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: wizardoz
Her breath, flowing hard, reminiscent of sauerkraut and onions, as I slipped her my best corn dog....
12 posted on 12/30/2004 4:19:51 PM PST by llevrok (Hold the pickles!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Makes you wonder what is in the secret sauce?!


13 posted on 12/30/2004 6:50:01 PM PST by Chewbacca (Where am I going? I don't know. How'll I get there? I ain't certain. All I know is I'm on my way!)
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To: snarks_when_bored

LOL


14 posted on 12/30/2004 6:50:41 PM PST by Chewbacca (Where am I going? I don't know. How'll I get there? I ain't certain. All I know is I'm on my way!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

A road crew in new york city was working on a 1 mile stretch of road that they had to close off for repairs and when the supervisor put out the road closed signs and blockades he noticed a hooker a 1/2 mile down the road so he went up to her and said."hey lady we are closing this entire road for repairs"and she said"yeah I know I read that in the paper this morning.So the superviser says"If you know this road is closed why are you working it you arent going to getany customers?Im not working this road im here to learn." "Your here to learn?What are you talking about?" "well the paper said that a road crew is going to come here and start laying payment tonight so I wanted see how that is done so I can add it to my bag of tricks".


15 posted on 01/01/2005 11:22:37 PM PST by freepatriot32 (http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
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To: freepatriot32

I think you flubbed the punchline.


16 posted on 01/01/2005 11:35:29 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

d'oh your right this is why you should never post jokes at 3 am


17 posted on 01/02/2005 12:05:08 AM PST by freepatriot32 (http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
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To: Larry Lucido

it was suppose to stop at i wanted to see how it was done but my brain and fingers wouldnt stop lol im going to bed now


18 posted on 01/02/2005 12:07:58 AM PST by freepatriot32 (http://chonlalonde.blogspot.com)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Long Island cops have busted two women who were selling hot dogs — and themselves — from a food truck parked along a busy stretch of Sunrise Highway, ....

Let me guess. They were filming The Apprentice III?

19 posted on 01/02/2005 12:10:01 AM PST by Polybius
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To: Eaker; humblegunner; TheMom; TexasCowboy; Boot Hill; PoorMuttly

Gotta love girls who can properly prepare frankfurters !

Wonder if Oscar Meyer was their pimp ?


20 posted on 01/02/2005 12:16:03 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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