Posted on 12/30/2004 2:36:48 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
December 30, 2004 -- Long Island cops have busted two women who were selling hot dogs — and themselves — from a food truck parked along a busy stretch of Sunrise Highway, authorities said. According to police, (the women)started parking in Baldwin about four months ago and sold hot dogs, chips and sodas to dozens of unsuspecting customers from the front of the truck — and sex in the back.
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Wonder if they got "fries with that"...
Normally I would make a bad joke about laying Sausage...
Ugh. Hold the mayo, please.
Super-size it, Sir?
I think onions come with wieners on Long Island.
Gotta love that headline
Hot dogs, mustard, relish, buns, special sauce. The oportunity for jokes boggle the mind.
"It's certainly not the most sanitary hot dog truck I've ever seen."
Were there facilities for washing their hands?
Wow. Usually they just let you rent the bun.
At Double Delicious, we...
hold your pickle,
keep your lettuce,
slurp your mayo,
don't forget us...
The rest escapes me.
Makes you wonder what is in the secret sauce?!
LOL
A road crew in new york city was working on a 1 mile stretch of road that they had to close off for repairs and when the supervisor put out the road closed signs and blockades he noticed a hooker a 1/2 mile down the road so he went up to her and said."hey lady we are closing this entire road for repairs"and she said"yeah I know I read that in the paper this morning.So the superviser says"If you know this road is closed why are you working it you arent going to getany customers?Im not working this road im here to learn." "Your here to learn?What are you talking about?" "well the paper said that a road crew is going to come here and start laying payment tonight so I wanted see how that is done so I can add it to my bag of tricks".
I think you flubbed the punchline.
d'oh your right this is why you should never post jokes at 3 am
it was suppose to stop at i wanted to see how it was done but my brain and fingers wouldnt stop lol im going to bed now
Let me guess. They were filming The Apprentice III?
Gotta love girls who can properly prepare frankfurters !
Wonder if Oscar Meyer was their pimp ?
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