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Who's Your Dwarf?
NY Daily News ^
| December 20, 2004
| Jose Martinez
Posted on 12/20/2004 1:00:48 PM PST by jolie560
Pedro Martinez has got a wee bit of explaining to do. A big snub by the Mets' new ace toward his little sidekick has left 28-inch-tall Nelson de la Rosa steaming-mad - and vowing to stick with the Boston Red Sox rather than turn into a Mini-Met.
"He broke my heart," de la Rosa told the Daily News yesterday. "That's not right what he said about me."
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: pedromartinez
This is the first I've ever heard about "El Chiquito", Nelson de la Rosa. Maybe others have?
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posted on
12/20/2004 1:00:48 PM PST
by
jolie560
To: jolie560
he's a dwarf who looks just like pedro, except he's 28 inches tall, of course. he was all the rage back when pedro was winning cy youngs and was worth the huge contract they paid him. Think Dr. Evil and mini me. But with a latino baseball player.
To: jolie560
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posted on
12/20/2004 1:05:45 PM PST
by
null and void
(I refuse to live my life as if someone, somewhere will be offended if I laugh...)
To: jolie560
To: jolie560
Somebody needs to tell Mr. de la Rosa that his 7 1/2 minutes of fame are up.
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posted on
12/20/2004 1:07:26 PM PST
by
Luddite Patent Counsel
("No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the Legislature is in session.")
To: jolie560
I saw that little dude on Ripley's Believe it or Not. he has got himself a fine looking wife!
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posted on
12/20/2004 1:08:32 PM PST
by
vpintheak
(Liberal = The antithesis of Freedom and Patriotism)
To: jolie560
The guy rents himself out as a mascot, and then gets mad when he's treated like a mascot.
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posted on
12/20/2004 1:09:59 PM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: jolie560
I guess Mini-Pedro was in denial all this time about the real Pedro. Too bad. If you lie with dogs, don't be surprised when someday you wake up with fleas.
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posted on
12/20/2004 1:12:23 PM PST
by
newgeezer
(Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
1. Removing Windex from desk drawer
2. Lightly misting monitor
3. Wiping monitor with old t-shirt
TFF!!!
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posted on
12/20/2004 1:13:30 PM PST
by
highnoon
(Christian celebrating Christmas....got a problem with that?)
To: dead
The NY Post..at the Mets press conference..got a dwarf credentialed as a reporter..then had him ask Pedro a question..if he could be the new mini-mascot....
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posted on
12/20/2004 1:18:34 PM PST
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her gene pool. Any volunteers?)
To: jolie560
Where is that NY Tabloid with the headline: "WHO'S YOUR DADDY !!"
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posted on
12/20/2004 1:26:04 PM PST
by
PetroniDE
(Profile of Winners: Red Sox, Patriots, President Bush, Free Republic)
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
his 7 1/2 minutes of fameROTFLMAO!
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posted on
12/20/2004 3:07:22 PM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(Never underestimate the power of a cacophony of Cowbells played in unison...It shocks the mind.)
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
LOL!!! OMG, that was hilarious.
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