Pingle!
NICE KITTY!!! Looks so warm and cuddly.
Show us the puppies, too.
Come check out the nice little kitty!
I looked and I looked and I looked, but I still can't find the kitty in that picture.
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney.
The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"But" said the Scotsman. "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the5th drink for you."
"Well." said the Englishman "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.
Then when you've had enough drink they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims.
He swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Englishman "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not myself personally no" said the Irishman, "But it did happen to my sister."
come on, guys, put more muscle between the ears, OK? : )
I have been waiting all week for this, thanks!
What a cute kittie between two nice puppies.
Sorry, I was looking for the UNOFFICIAL Friday Silliness Thread.
Good L-rd.
Look at that pus.... um, kitty.
Santa replied,
Ho Ho Ho, Guess I better go, got to get the toys to the kids you know!
Santa went down the chimney of another house and there was a single 50ish woman that weighed 400 pounds. "Santa, won't you stay the rest of the night with me?" she said and winked playfully at him.
Santa replied, Ho Ho Ho, guess I better go, got to get the toys to the kids you know! as he rapidly went back up the chimney.
Santa was just about done and came down another chimney where a beautiful 30ish voluptuous blond was waiting with nothing on but an open bathrobe. "Santa, will you stay the rest of the night with me, I am so lonely."
Santa replied, Ho Ho Ho, guess I better stay, I can't get up the chimney with my d*** this way!!!
Hangin' in there till quittin' time!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you,dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father..."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that damn gun...'"
