Why are coffeehouses over-run with DemocRATS?!?!? (Mod sets bongo aside, zots troll)

[CarolinaGOPer]

I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:

-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car

Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?

[Bella_Bru]

I am a long-time Free Republic poster

So what was your former screen name?

[dennisw]

Amphora Diner ...... classy name.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Heck, there's a Waffle House a half mile from me in Albuquerque.

[TheBigB]

I'm staying on alert until I get a detailed explanation of how bongo-playing is an affront to all his dear values.

[ashtanga]

I used to frequent a very nice coffee shop downtown after work. The college students were gimmicrats, by and large. My adult peers were interesting, well read and decent sorts. Their political theories were ill-advised, let us say, but some of my caffeinated friends didn't talk politics at all. I didn't let the birkenstockers run me off, and I'm happy to say that over the years I learned a great deal about art and science by talking to the right people. Now, my next post will be hellish and dripping with yellow jacket venom, but there you have it.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

ROTFLMAO - I hear Homer Simpson...

[yankeedame]

I am not an addict to Starbucks, just caffeine.

Did you know that's why chocolate is bad for dogs? It's not the chocolate, it's not the sugar, it's the caffeine therein. That's why a dog will merrily eat a chuck of unsweetened chocolate. Its not going for the yumminess/sweetness. Its going for the buzzz.

[retrokitten]

A coffee shop trip is like a trip to the zoo, there are going to be funny smells and crap all over and the monkeys might throw some poop at you. Still, relax and enjoy and a good time will be had by all.

LMBO!!! The zoo usually presents some wonderful photo opportunities, too. ;-)

[johnb838]

Martha Stewart made it up as in "I just want to get past this ridiculousness and get back to my career."

[Rebelbase]

What was your previous screen name?

I'm only hearing crickets on your end...........

[Darksheare]

Funny, the recently zotted "JUSTWANT2BHEARD" said he was in N.C..

[Disambiguator]

Heck, there's a Waffle House a half mile from me in Albuquerque.

Is that the one at Candelaria and the freeway? Or are you a half-mile from somewhere else?

[Darksheare]

I see him.
Thanks!

[superiorslots]

Quote: However, try wearing one of those big, high-front baseball caps with a good logo. NRA really sets 'em off. Anything with "W" on it gets 'em going, too. Camo is good in any season.

And it will also get you a little spit in your coffee courtesy of the young marxist waiting on you.

[Centurion2000]

to see some uncorral'd erectile hooter bobbers and free breathing nappy dugouts draped in batik printed see thru skirts

What language was that ?

[Tijeras_Slim]

DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

[ashtanga]

What is it with the group study tables at the Barnes and Noble coffee area? I'm not trying to be smart, but can somebody tell me what sort of social construct I am witnessing? Oh, forgive the "social construct." I've been hanging around the birkenstockers too much lately.

[Fierce Allegiance]

And we yankees have a dozen Dunkin Donuts stores in every town.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Post 80 seemed legit. I am trying to follow his/her replies but am laughing too hard at all of the "flack" comments being posted. It's funny. But hang tight with finger on the trigger.

[mhking]

Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?

Yeah. It's called "WAFFLE HOUSE."