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Sad Serb axes penis, then regrets decision
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Posted on 12/11/2004 7:04:18 PM PST by Ellesu

BELGRADE, Serbia-Montenegro - A Serbian man was so depressed by his family’s dire financial situation that he cut off his penis with an ax, only to regret it afterwards and ask for help, Serbian media said Friday. The 30-year-old from the industrial town of Kragujevac in central Serbia was distraught by what he described as “the poverty and misery” around him, daily Kurir reported. “My wife is sick, and I can’t even buy medicine. My father, mother and I live from my father’s paltry salary,” the man was quoted as saying. “I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!” The sight of blood brought him to his senses, he said. “Only then did I come to and screamed as loudly as I could, realizing I didn’t have it any more,” he was quoted as saying. Neighbors heard his screaming and rushed him to hospital, where doctors sewed his penis back on. “The most important thing is that his tool is back in place. All’s well that ends well,” said doctor Srecko Djordjevic, who performed the operation.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: allswellthatendswell; bam; histoolisbackinplace; mostimportantthing; serb; serbianatrocities
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To: Happy2BMe

...tiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr!

lol


61 posted on 12/12/2004 5:21:29 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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To: Echo Talon
And that is going to help your situation how? Did you sell your penis? I don't understand...

He probably heard how John Bobbit cashed in and figured he had a shot...

62 posted on 12/12/2004 5:51:23 PM PST by Prime Choice (I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: Happy2BMe
What's wrong with this picture ¿¿


63 posted on 12/12/2004 6:29:03 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP! ©)
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To: Happy2BMe

I did that once,Took off 10 or 12 in.,But still have plenty!


64 posted on 12/12/2004 7:14:07 PM PST by Boazo (From the mind of BOAZO)
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

Thanks for the ping!


65 posted on 12/12/2004 9:09:46 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Ellesu

Measure twice, cut once.


66 posted on 12/13/2004 4:08:33 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Ellesu

"My wife is sick, and I can’t even buy medicine... I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!"

Huh?


67 posted on 12/19/2004 9:13:50 PM PST by SunkenCiv ("All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen." -- Emerson)
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To: Ellesu

So, was this caused by a chemical imbalance or listening too often to Al Franken?


68 posted on 12/19/2004 9:16:50 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Ellesu
The sight of blood brought him to his senses, he said.

Classic understatement....

69 posted on 12/19/2004 9:20:32 PM PST by Experiment 6-2-6 (Meega, Nala Kweesta! It appears that SABERTOOTH got himself suspended. Again. ????)
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