Sad Serb axes penis, then regrets decision

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6692249/ ^

[Ellesu]

BELGRADE, Serbia-Montenegro - A Serbian man was so depressed by his family’s dire financial situation that he cut off his penis with an ax, only to regret it afterwards and ask for help, Serbian media said Friday. The 30-year-old from the industrial town of Kragujevac in central Serbia was distraught by what he described as “the poverty and misery” around him, daily Kurir reported. “My wife is sick, and I can’t even buy medicine. My father, mother and I live from my father’s paltry salary,” the man was quoted as saying. “I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!” The sight of blood brought him to his senses, he said. “Only then did I come to and screamed as loudly as I could, realizing I didn’t have it any more,” he was quoted as saying. Neighbors heard his screaming and rushed him to hospital, where doctors sewed his penis back on. “The most important thing is that his tool is back in place. All’s well that ends well,” said doctor Srecko Djordjevic, who performed the operation.

[cyborg]

Maybe he should have put it to use instead.

[Entropy Squared]

Yeah, if he had figured out what to do with it, maybe he wouldn't have been motivated to cut it off.

[csvset]

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair and agony on me.

I don't think I'd ever get depressed enough to chop off my penis.

[Ciexyz]

Gloom despair and agony on me....

Hee Haw bump.

[ntnychik]

Re Gloom, despair, etc.
How can you possibly become depressed with a head full of HeeHaw tunes?

[lainde]

bttt

[Entropy Squared]

I just can't imagine thinking that cutting off my penis would make anything better. On the best day of my life, my football team has just won the Super Bowl, but I want to make the celebration even better, what can I do? Oh, yeah, I think I'll cut off my penis.

This does not compute.

[general_re]

There once was a man from Kragujevac,
Who gave his willie a mighty whack,
When he saw he had none,
He changed his mind about what he'd done,
And found a doctor, posthaste, to put it back.

[TexasCajun]

Maybe this will give our Rat friends some ideas if they are still suffering from PESS (Post Election Selection Syndrome)!

[VadeRetro]

"It won't be long now" bump.

[VadeRetro]

"All's well that ends swell."

[PatrickHenry]

Boldly done. I was afraid to take on "Kragujevac."

[the_devils_advocate_666]

"Free Willy!"

[Issaquahking]

No they don't warrant every tool in the box!

[boris]

Isn't that an Elton John song?..."Sad Serbs Say So Much"?

[506trooper]

He needs a second opinion.

Te nem zadnjca! (You dumb a$$)

[ThreePuttinDude]

“The most important thing is that his tool is back in place.
All’s well that ends well,” said doctor Srecko Djordjevic, who performed the operation.

What does that mean, the axe is back in the shed??


(snicker-snicker-snicker)

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Where the hell do they find these dumbass people ?

[Happy2BMe]

As my daddy used to say about these type things . .

The Sad Serb is a sad sack of $hi+.

[Happy2BMe]

Down? Depressed? Car won't start? Dogs threw the garbage all over the yard? - WHACK OFF YOUR PEE PEE! - ping.

LoL!

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“I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and BAM!!”