**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

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[TheBigB]

By request...another OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to vent, post silly jokes, make nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD. I ask that we all keep our good buddy TomServo in our thoughts, also.

To get things started, a favorite cartoon:

[Fierce Allegiance]

I'd love to try it.

[NeoCaveman]

Two blondes walked into a bar.

I can't believe neither of them ducked.

[najida]

[EggsAckley]

Yeah, kind of a low point in vanities. And so phony, to boot.

[mewzilla]

Albatross!

[Red Badger]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1298744/posts

[E Rocc]

Already posted here.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Great, now I have to hide the spot as I run to the bathroom.

[dfwgator]

[Zacs Mom]

A new candidate for "Minister Of Funny Walks"?

[EdReform]

Gag gift?! I just bought one of those!!

[the_devils_advocate_666]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

[Larry Lucido]

Maybe we can make a Fu-silly Jerry!

[Radix]

 A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.  She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them. Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers, "We just like the chocolate around them".

[Clemenza]

BWAHHAAAAA! Cook the doughboy!

[G.Mason]

"Hernandez-Rosales tried last month to settle a beef by stabbing Jermaine Portillo, 21, in the eye with a "sharpened pork chop bone."

It would have been proper etiquette to use a "beef" bone. ;)

[NeoCaveman]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

This is the way I heard it.

John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

[dr_pat]

If a Jehova's Witness meets a Mormon Missionary does the universe end?.....

Only if they cross their streams...

[cyborg]

They haven't shown up yet? LOL

[Petronski]

People drop sink down on car to shut the alarm up

The people, who live in one of Moscow's apartment blocks, were infuriated with the unceasing and irritating sound of the car alarm outside. Someone, who was desperately seeking silence and tranquility, dropped a sink down on the car. The car owner is grieving, but his neighbors are happy to enjoy the silence.

The press service of Moscow's southern police administration reported that someone threw a sink out of a window of apartment block 30 in Kaspiiski Street in Moscow. The sink fell down on the Zhiguli car, which was parked near the building. The sink considerably damaged the roof of the car. "The car owner reported the incident, but we have not been able to find the person, who threw the sink out of the window yet. Most likely, one of the neighbors did that to get rid of the long-lasting alarm noise that annoyed them at night," a police officer said.

It was not the first occurrence, when people lynched the owners of noisy cars. The car alarm disturbs too many people, who try to sleep in their homes at night after a hard day at work. One can call the police and complain of the car noise. The police will promise to take measures, although such measures do not bring any good, as a rule, and the honking goes on.

It is noteworthy that car owners could easily avoid people's anger - they only need to make their cars quiet. Everything depends on the alarm settings. Incorrect settings can make the car alarm even wind-sensitive.