[Fester Chugabrew]

In other news . . .

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool
you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine.




In an average day your hands will have come into indirect
contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)





An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12
pubic hairs.






In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!






Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.







In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will
have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We
won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.







At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance
of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Mouth herpes.






Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Thanks a lot, I never thought I would envy the boy in the bubble.

[cvq3842]

Ugh!

I'm also told that you should NEVER touch the mints on the cashier's counter at diners. Too many people don't use the spoon to pick them up, and don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

Remember Popi on Seinfeld?

[End Times Sentinel]

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

 

That's why I always use a handkercheif to touch door handles... I like my 15 penis touches to be direct.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)