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To: Fester Chugabrew
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
 
That's why I always use a handkercheif to touch door handles... I like my 15 penis touches to be direct.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that
Peggy Noonan
The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

123 posted on 12/09/2004 10:19:36 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (Enrage a liberal- "Happy Birthday Jesus!")
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To: Owl_Eagle

Now that was Too Much Info. Do you listen to the song "I Touch Myself"? It is a hoot!!


138 posted on 12/09/2004 10:23:16 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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To: Owl_Eagle

lol


144 posted on 12/09/2004 10:25:04 AM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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To: Owl_Eagle; Fester Chugabrew
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

That's why I always use a handkercheif to touch door handles... I like my 15 penis touches to be direct.

Eeeeewwwwww..... Must go shopping...


156 posted on 12/09/2004 10:28:30 AM PST by fortunecookie (My grandparents didn't flee communism so that I could live in Kerry's Kommune - and I won't have to.)
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