This Must Stop! (But how *can* it stop, if everyone keeps bumping?)

December 10, 2004 | immigrationreformactivist

[immigrationreformactivist]

Almost everywhere I go lately I see people picking their teeth of I assume plaque/food and sometimes flicking it away from them. Even when they don't flick it these people push elevator buttons I push, type on computer keyboards I use, and push doors I push. Where did this come from? It's like picking your teeth in public with your bare hands in the latest trend. In fact, I am in a computer lab on campus sitting next to some mofo picking his teeth as I type this -- seriously. This is gross and it must stop. Do people realize they are spreading their germs? Many more people need to make a big fuss about this!

[rightinthemiddle]

Turn out the lights.....

And I had this great story about my Dad and a Vicks inhaler...but I don't want to waste it on a small audience.

[506trooper]

"You can start with studying the sheriff that was caught red-handed (er, pardon the pun) doing that very same thing here in FL:"

From your link.

"For now, Deputy Brown is on clerical duty while the appeal is considered."

Strange....why would they make him a cleric...he obviously couldn't find the porcelain idol.

[johniegrad]

I think it came from a movie.........."Smegma, Uncut".

[Tarpaulin]

[Rightly Biased]

"Smegma its whats for dinner"

[rightinthemiddle]

I was going to ping you, really. But since we just met yesterday, I thought it might be a little..."forward."

[johniegrad]

I knew a Urologist who did a lot of circumcisions. He kept the foreskins and sewed them together to make a wallet. The only problem was that, if you rubbed it, it became a suitcase.

[Rightly Biased]

And impossible to dealwith right?

[jdm]

[Darksheare]

Naaah.
Thread may come to life a little more after everyone gets back from work.

[JustAnotherOkie]

You may pick your nose in the privacy of your cubicle. Just be sure there are no hangers before you go to a meeting.

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

Immediately after your fingers become contaminated with all those awful, unsanitary, other peoples germs you must put honey on your hands. Honey is antibacterial. Honey cures everything! Honey, royal jelly even fight tumor growth (Croatian researchers have just announced this in a study, and it has been in the news this week). So use honey, and quit worrying about those dadblamed germs!

[NeoCaveman]

You may pick your nose in the privacy of your cubicle. Just be sure there are no hangers before you go to a meeting.

You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose
But you can't pick your friend's nose.

[dansangel]

Strange....why would they make him a cleric...he obviously couldn't find the porcelain idol.

LOL - You are really quick! :-)

[dansangel]

.........."Smegma, Uncut".

Oh right! And you had to go into that funny blue room to rent it!

[R. Scott]

We're all gonna die bump!

[OKIEDOC]

I can tell you from the smell of French tourist that their Mite count is probably in the billions and that is counting only their crotch.

They might not take a bath but you would never catch them picking their teeth.

However, they do like to take a whiz against any old wall whenever they feel like it. Especially in front of a young girl.

[finnman69]

[Americanwolf]

Health respect and insight....

needless to say when this job is done I am out of cooperate America for ever.

[Calamari]

To quote a famous american:

...It's not aimed at anyone, it's just escapin' on the run...



Oops! ;)