Immediately after your fingers become contaminated with all those awful, unsanitary, other peoples germs you must put honey on your hands. Honey is antibacterial. Honey cures everything! Honey, royal jelly even fight tumor growth (Croatian researchers have just announced this in a study, and it has been in the news this week). So use honey, and quit worrying about those dadblamed germs!
Why not just cover yourself with the stuff..