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Sorry Everybody ^ | Now! | Me!

Posted on 12/07/2004 7:24:21 PM PST by dangus

Look at her napkin: even donuts are sorry! (Drunken Donuts?)

Nancy Pelosi

Yup. The liberals are full of bull

Thank God computer files aren't scratch and sniff!

Male or female?

Well, your Mom isn't the only b***h who voted for Kerry.

And exactly how long do you think it would be before you were flayed alive if it weren't for those of us willing to stand up to Islamofascists?

Mamas, do not let this man near your children!

um.

Showing off that patriotism again!

Because of Republicans, you mothers will have no government aid in beating your children to a bloody pulp.

Damn aliens voting again. (Hey scary thought: 2000+8=President Hillary?!)

Doesn't this just make you feel good all over?

Any clue why this guy's image is censored by the superimposed tricolor?

Ah, if only they were sorry

How can I satirize this? How can this possibly be made fun of?

‘Cause you know, stuff hanging out of your nose is just SO sexy.

What exactly is happening to this guys hair?

Hey, that's between you and your "wife"

More patriotism on display!

This resident even sent us a picture from his home in Oz. Apparently, he is being raped in the prison bathroom again. (Or he meant Australia?) (Actually, isn't thos the oldest son from Malcolm in the Middle?

Transmission from Uranis breaking up...

Oh, God! There's been some sort of transporter malfunction! What came over didn't live very long...

You screwed the pooch? Gotta bring up the Clinton years again?

Yup.

Two points for gratuitous bashing on hillbilly pop. (Yeah, she's young and stupid... that's all she knows of country music.)

Good Gravy, man... the terroirists have taken GI Joe!

Uh-oh. It looks like something survived the nuclear testing.

So I want to know why the easiest place for this honorary Frenchmen to get an electronic photo of himself was in the shower?

Male or female?

Male or female II?

I don't need to know Chinese to think, "Yup. We know."

Oooh, a Male or Female triple feature. OK. The one with the cat has a chest.

Why are the only cute Demonrat voters cats? Is that legal?

OK. Some dogs voted, too... but they sure ain't cute. (I truly feel awful that 98% of the people who read this will presume I'm talking about the woman.)

OK. Some beav– no, I better not. Nevermind.

Is that his own shoulder?

Liberal's mating call: "I am SooooOOOO DRUNK!"

Still more illegal aliens voting for Kerry. (This one is from Andromeda.)

No, you are ALL pretty frightening Sorry, folks. For those who saw the woman in Vermont whose cat voted, I did try to find another liberal cutie. I couldn't.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alreadyposted; anybodywantcake; dangus; doasearchdummie; kerrydefeat; lefties; postthiscrapatdu; sorryeverybody; stopwastingbandwidth

1 posted on 12/07/2004 7:24:21 PM PST by dangus
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To: dangus

What a bunch of losers.


2 posted on 12/07/2004 7:25:53 PM PST by West Coast Conservative
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To: dangus
What's black and white and red all over....

3 posted on 12/07/2004 7:32:26 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Dashing Dasher
What's black and white and red all over....

... And really hard to read?

4 posted on 12/07/2004 7:56:28 PM PST by Swordmaker (Tagline now open, please ring bell.)
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Dumbass forgot to mention that Pitsburgh, being a Democratic bastion, is one C*** hair away from being BANKRUPT! Yeah, those leftist idea's are really working for Pittsburgh..

Doctors leaving in droves (Hospticals are in shambles, lawsuits are climbing like crazy), stadiums being built on tax payer dimes, taxing folks to work in the city (taxation without represntation), Murphy closing down small shops for Lazaruss, Lord and Taylor and Macy's (which are bailing now), raising parking taxes, while local "officials" only pay 40% thereof..Yeah, I bet her college ass is real sorry...GO CAMPUS LIBERALISM!!! WOO HOO!!!Party on da sou' side, pee on da nor' side, n'at.

ME<--Butler County

5 posted on 12/07/2004 8:42:19 PM PST by Michael Barnes
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To: West Coast Conservative

Ditto that! (Except for the cute kittie!)


6 posted on 12/08/2004 6:55:55 AM PST by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: dangus

I'm sorry too...sorry that someone was willing to hold those cameras...


7 posted on 12/08/2004 1:48:59 PM PST by melbell (groovy)
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To: Michael Barnes

Yea they're the sorriest looking people I've ever seen.


8 posted on 12/10/2004 3:56:36 PM PST by Free_at_last_-2001 (is clinton in jail yet?)
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To: West Coast Conservative

"What a bunch of losers."

Not much more you can say...


9 posted on 12/11/2004 5:41:52 PM PST by JSloth
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To: JSloth

There are no second place losers...only Winners. Pfffftttt......


10 posted on 12/18/2004 11:50:04 PM PST by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (Miles to go before I sleep...)
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To: dangus

Lowlife-Dems *BUMP*


11 posted on 07/10/2007 4:18:48 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: dangus

12 posted on 07/10/2007 4:39:11 AM PDT by Daffynition (Label Warning: Formerly known as "rainbow sprinkles")
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