Favorite Seinfeld Episode - PLEASE OPINE

[GianniV]

For a good start to the weekend, please post opinions and thoughts on your favorite Seinfeld episode.

[MotleyGirl70]

but I am also partial to any episode with Peterman.

Me too.

He has some classic one liners.

During the Rachel(sp?) Welch episode and Elaine tells Peterman that her co-worker (the one that doesn't swing her arms, Molly Shannon), is stalking her, Peterman says:

"Looks like I'm smack dab in the middle of a good old fashion cat fight."

[GianniV]

Delores - Yum - what a babe.

One of the other great things about Seinfeld is that it had totally hot babes on it all of the time!!! Can you say Teri Hatcher???

[neb52]

My favorite was the episode were Kramer starts working at a big corporation that he wasn't hired at, but its so big that the other people don't know he isn't really an employee. The last scene is funny when the boss tells Krammer that he has to let him go and Kramer says" But you never really hired me!" Boss "I know, that's what makes this so hard!"

[sayfer bullets]

1.The Mansier / Bro

2. Shrinkage

3. The Contest

4. Forceable Massage

5. When Kramer and Jerry traded apartments.

6. Bazarro world.

Pigboy was pretty good.

"I come homw and my son is treating his body like and amusement paaaaaawwwkk!!"

Mr. Pitts as Hitler was a stitch.

[sayfer bullets]

Oh come on. You have a favorite show too, most likely, and chances are some people here hate it, but if you started a thread discussing it, I wouldn't pop in and tell you it sucked.

I can think of a few...where as a Freeper you would be obligated. :)

[Dr. Eckleburg]

The Limo -- where Jerry and George impersonate the neo-Nazis Dylan Murphy and Colin O'Brien (though they sound Scottish.).

[Dr. Eckleburg]

What's in the briefcase?

Crackers.

[birbear]

I think what finally killed it for me -- in the 3rd or maybe 4th season -- was when I realized a lot of the show's "comedy" had to do with the characters' various forms of creative lying to anyone and everyone, probably even each other.

Isn't that pretty much the gist of all sit-coms? The master of it was Fraiser. How many episodes of Fraiser had in place Friaser and some other cast member going into the kitchen to reveal what was really up and then go back into the dining room/living room to continue some charade? Usually with sexual overtones.

Pretty much the same formula for Cheers (substitute Sam's office for Fraiser's kitchen), Three's Company, several episodes of MASH, and even a few I Love Lucy episodes.

I just think that Seinfeld did it with a better flair then 98% of the other sitcoms out there.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

99%.

[neb52]

Also the one were Jerry is having an affair with his maid. The maid essentially stops cleaning up while continuing to get paid and dawns on Jerry that he is essentially paying for sex. Then the Maid Pimp comes after him. LOL That was one of my favorites. Also any that have Putty in them.

[Choose Ye This Day]

One of my favorite scenes (I haven't read the thread, so forgive me if it's already been posted):

Agent: I'm sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.

Jerry: I don't understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?

Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.

Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.

Agent: I know why we have reservations.

Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody
can just take them.

Agent: Let me, uh, speak with my supervisor.

The agent goes into an office with a window in the door so she can be seen speaking with someone.

Jerry: Uh, here we go. The supervisor. You know what she's saying over there?

Elaine: What?

Jerry: Hey Marge, you see those two people over there? They think I'm talking to you, so you pretend like you're talking to me, okay now you start talking.

Elaine: Oh, you mean like this? So it looks like I'm saying something but I'm not really saying anything at all?

Jerry: Now you say something else and they won't yell at me 'cause they thought I was checking with you.

Elaine: Okay, that's it. I think that's enough, see you later.

The agent returns.

Agent: I'm sorry, my supervisor says there's nothing we can do.

Jerry: Yeah, it looked as if you were in a real conversation over there.

Agent: But we do have a compact if you would like that.

Jerry: Fine.

Agent: Alright. We have a blue Ford Escort for you Mr. Seinfeld. Would you like insurance?

Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell out of this car.

[Choose Ye This Day]

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/

[Khurkris]

"It was an angry sea...angry like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli."

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

SERENITY NOW! was the best. I have to agree.

[Hi Heels]

I just can't live without Barney Fife in my world.

[Larry Lucido]

"Get well, get well soon we wish you to get well. Oh, what a stirring little anthem of wellness."

"Mr. Peterman, um--"

"We missed you at the get well party. Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum. It's benign, but--ooh--still a bastard. Oh, Elaine, can you keep a secret?"

[Digger]

Shrinkage.

[Clemenza]

1. The Festivus Miracle!

2. The Puerto Rico day parade.

3. Master of your Domain!

4. "I am a Marine Biologist!"

5. "The Kramer"

Of course, the first season and the last episode sucked. Everything else was pure genius.

[Mike Darancette]

Making out in the theater during Schindlers List.

[Mike Darancette]

Hellooooooooo