I guess they won't be monkeying around for the honeymoon.....
To: Red Badger
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2 posted on
11/30/2004 1:22:01 PM PST by
Fintan
(Someday we''ll look back on this and plow into a parked car...)
To: martin_fierro; Constitution Day
Gibbon... the decline and fall....
3 posted on
11/30/2004 1:23:51 PM PST by
Tijeras_Slim
(I'm here because I'm not all there.)
To: Red Badger; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; mikrofon; TheBigB; Chad Fairbanks; xsmommy; ...
Two animal conservationists have got married in a gibbon-style wedding ceremony in Thailand. Instead of rice, everyone threw poop.
4 posted on
11/30/2004 1:29:08 PM PST by
martin_fierro
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To: Red Badger
Noted Naturalist
Euell Gibbons 1911-1975.
To: Red Badger; mhking
And I thought Star Trek weddings were weird.
7 posted on
11/30/2004 1:30:48 PM PST by
martin_fierro
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To: Red Badger
His 28-year-old bride Israel responded with happy monkey calls while swinging down from a treetop into his embrace, reports The Nation.Later, when they were alone, he pleased her by picking ticks out of her hair, then eating them. In ecstacy, she flung per poo at him, and they then consumated their marriage.
8 posted on
11/30/2004 1:31:03 PM PST by
Chad Fairbanks
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To: Red Badger
I guess they won't be monkeying around for the honeymoon....Abba dabba Honeymoon?
10 posted on
11/30/2004 1:33:00 PM PST by
N. Theknow
(DU, Michael Moore, Hollywood, etc. are all dogcrap on the Shoe Of Life)
To: Red Badger
Mr Lake, 26, accompanied by a drum band and carrying trays of gifts, summoned his mate by imitating a male gibbon call. His 28-year-old bride Israel responded with happy monkey calls while swinging down from a treetop into his embrace, reports The Nation.Oh. My. God. This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I should bring this one out when my mother in-law starts in about how Mr. RK and I got married!
14 posted on
11/30/2004 1:40:33 PM PST by
retrokitten
(Hell yeah!)
To: Red Badger
... and during the holidays, no less! I guess that makes them Yule gibbons! :)
23 posted on
12/09/2004 1:25:00 PM PST by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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