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Couple marry in gibbon wedding
Ananova ^ | 11/30/2004 | Staff

Posted on 11/30/2004 1:16:00 PM PST by Red Badger

Two animal conservationists have got married in a gibbon-style wedding ceremony in Thailand.

Briton Sam Lake met Israeli Norka Russin while working as a volunteer for the Return Gibbons to the Forest project at Phuket.

Mr Lake, 26, accompanied by a drum band and carrying trays of gifts, summoned his mate by imitating a male gibbon call.

His 28-year-old bride Israel responded with happy monkey calls while swinging down from a treetop into his embrace, reports The Nation.

After the wedding, at a wildlife sanctuary, the groom said: "Once the gibbon has chosen a mate it will not philander."

The couple also exchanged wedding bands, performed a Thai-style water-cleansing ceremony and registered their marriage in the presence of an official

As a wedding gift to the couple, wildlife officials released


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: gibbon; wedding
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I guess they won't be monkeying around for the honeymoon.....
1 posted on 11/30/2004 1:16:00 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

I'd love to watch her eat a banana.

 

2 posted on 11/30/2004 1:22:01 PM PST by Fintan (Someday we''ll look back on this and plow into a parked car...)
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To: martin_fierro; Constitution Day

Gibbon... the decline and fall....


3 posted on 11/30/2004 1:23:51 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: Red Badger; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; mikrofon; TheBigB; Chad Fairbanks; xsmommy; ...
Two animal conservationists have got married in a gibbon-style wedding ceremony in Thailand.

Instead of rice, everyone threw poop.

4 posted on 11/30/2004 1:29:08 PM PST by martin_fierro (00111100 00100000 01111100 00111010 00101001 01111110)
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To: Red Badger

Noted Naturalist

Euell Gibbons 1911-1975.

5 posted on 11/30/2004 1:30:17 PM PST by Young Werther
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To: martin_fierro

I understand she even shaved her back for the honeymoon.


6 posted on 11/30/2004 1:30:37 PM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: Red Badger; mhking

And I thought Star Trek weddings were weird.


7 posted on 11/30/2004 1:30:48 PM PST by martin_fierro (00111100 00100000 01111100 00111010 00101001 01111110)
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To: Red Badger
His 28-year-old bride Israel responded with happy monkey calls while swinging down from a treetop into his embrace, reports The Nation.

Later, when they were alone, he pleased her by picking ticks out of her hair, then eating them. In ecstacy, she flung per poo at him, and they then consumated their marriage.

8 posted on 11/30/2004 1:31:03 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (01010010 01001111 01010100 01000110 01001100)
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Instead of rice, everyone threw poop.

The best man was the groom's Chinese buddy, Hu Flung Dung.

9 posted on 11/30/2004 1:31:57 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Red Badger
I guess they won't be monkeying around for the honeymoon....

Abba dabba Honeymoon?

10 posted on 11/30/2004 1:33:00 PM PST by N. Theknow (DU, Michael Moore, Hollywood, etc. are all dogcrap on the Shoe Of Life)
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Later, when they were alone, he pleased her by picking ticks out of her hair, then eating them. In ecstacy, she flung per poo at him, and they then consumated their marriage.

....and then the lovely couple logged on to DU.

11 posted on 11/30/2004 1:34:40 PM PST by N. Theknow (DU, Michael Moore, Hollywood, etc. are all dogcrap on the Shoe Of Life)
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To: martin_fierro

That was the priest's name: WHO FLUNG POO.....


12 posted on 11/30/2004 1:35:45 PM PST by Red Badger (If the Red States are JESUSLAND, then the Blue States are SATANLAND......)
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To: N. Theknow

A day or so ago we had a gibbous moon...


13 posted on 11/30/2004 1:38:01 PM PST by Judith Anne (Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
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To: Red Badger
Mr Lake, 26, accompanied by a drum band and carrying trays of gifts, summoned his mate by imitating a male gibbon call. His 28-year-old bride Israel responded with happy monkey calls while swinging down from a treetop into his embrace, reports The Nation.

Oh. My. God. This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I should bring this one out when my mother in-law starts in about how Mr. RK and I got married!

14 posted on 11/30/2004 1:40:33 PM PST by retrokitten (Hell yeah!)
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Whatever it was, it couldn't have been this nuts!.....


15 posted on 11/30/2004 1:42:15 PM PST by Red Badger (If the Red States are JESUSLAND, then the Blue States are SATANLAND......)
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To: Red Badger

No, we just eloped. There were no wild animal calls and I didn't even swing in from the tree tops. I know- boooo-ring!

I'm really curious to know what they both wore.


16 posted on 11/30/2004 1:44:37 PM PST by retrokitten (Hell yeah!)
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To: retrokitten

As far as I know, gibbons don't wear anything.......


17 posted on 11/30/2004 1:46:30 PM PST by Red Badger (If the Red States are JESUSLAND, then the Blue States are SATANLAND......)
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To: Red Badger

Wellll....this story gets more interesting by the minute doesn't it? LOL


18 posted on 11/30/2004 1:49:58 PM PST by retrokitten (Hell yeah!)
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To: martin_fierro
As a wedding gift to the couple, wildlife officials [were] released

Were the officials caged? Talk about a captive audience for the reception!

19 posted on 11/30/2004 2:06:33 PM PST by mikrofon (There once was a gibbon from Phuket...)
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To: martin_fierro

Her parents must've been apoplectic!


20 posted on 11/30/2004 2:18:41 PM PST by secret garden (Exit polls? We don't need no stinkin' exit polls!)
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