Posted on 11/30/2004 5:16:12 AM PST by KidGlock
MBA Student Creates Glow-In-The-Dark Thong
POSTED: 1:32 pm EST November 29, 2004
HOUSTON -- A Texas MBA student was designing a glow-in-the-dark jogging suit when he got distracted.
Now Beau Carpenter is marketing a neon thong that's so far attracted eager customers at a strip club. The Houston Chronicle reported that Carpenter had no trouble enlisting help in his venture from a chemistry lab manager and electrical engineering student.
The GloThongs have batteries that, when fully charged, illuminate the straps for two hours in various neon colors. Customers can use a wall adapter to charge them up, but car chargers are also available.
They'll be available next month and cost about $50.
Ahem.
Great, get one of Trump's Apprentices to market the thing..as if it will need help
You should be ashamed of uyourself, posting that pic. You have ruined my day. Drat....
A "light up night" ping.
Helen THOMAS! We were just talking about you in another thread!!!
Uh, Helen? Have you considered perhaps pouring a gallon or two of NAIR down your butt crack?
Atta girl.
"Say, that sounds like a great Christmas gift."
The real problem for Mrs. Glock is finding fresh batteries.
For some reason, all of the batteries she takes into the bedroom seem to go dead rather quickly... ahem...
It took and engineer to invent this? No, it took an engineer to have the idea that something like this was needed.
I was tempted to hit abuse button on elfman for posting the pic of a topless Helen Thomas. I had visions of sugarplums etc etc and then that shows up. Whole day is ruined. Boo hoo...
or hot something else....
Glow-in-the-dark Devil's panties ping.
Something new for the TSA gropers to check for...
And of course, the next step will be glow in the dark thongs with a built-in vibrator.
Maybe it could change colors with each pulse. I sense some possible entertainment value here.
Gotta be one fine battery box in that design.........
I think we would have to get permission from the Coast Guard, the Federal Aviation Administration and NASA before giving her a glow in the dark thong.
I need to go get me one of them MBA's and do some inventing.
NICE
No pictures for now.
There is always next week!!!
The devil wears thongs? Who knew.....
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