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Hand pulls groin
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| Monday, November 29, 2004
| fanball staff
Posted on 11/29/2004 10:51:08 AM PST by Randjuke
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Giants defensive tackle Norman Hand strained his groin in the third quarter of Sunday's game against the Eagles and did not return to the game. "I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one." Hand hopes his sore groin won't keep him from playing the 'Skins next Sunday.
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We'll check back with Hand throughout the practice week to see if he'll be ready for the Redskins' game.
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To: anniegetyourgun
And some of the comments are even funnier.
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posted on
11/29/2004 11:30:10 AM PST
by
onyx
To: Happygal
And you said American football was boring ;)
62
posted on
11/29/2004 11:31:33 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(http://route-82.blogspot.com (Now with 20% more stuned beebers))
To: Shryke
Somebody should keep track of the year's best headlines. Maybe we could have a vote on New Year's day for best headline.
63
posted on
11/29/2004 11:32:47 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Honk if you love peace and quiet.)
To: Randjuke
LOL!!! Greatest! Good find! Send it to Jay Leno...
64
posted on
11/29/2004 11:33:40 AM PST
by
tuckrdout
(Terri Schindler lives! Happy Birthday Terri.)
To: Randjuke
[ Hand pulls groin ]
Have done that a number of times..
65
posted on
11/29/2004 11:34:11 AM PST
by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to included some fully orbed hyperbole....)
To: Randjuke
I'm surprised that the story wasn't written by Jack Mehoff.
To: dubyaismypresident
Hehehe...I wonder did Hand pull his groin during one of those interminable advert breaks? ;-)
67
posted on
11/29/2004 11:35:12 AM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Randjuke
"Hey, stop this bus ... let my friend Jack off!"
68
posted on
11/29/2004 11:36:28 AM PST
by
TRY ONE
(NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
To: Randjuke
Hand pulls groinThis is my motto in life.
69
posted on
11/29/2004 11:36:32 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
To: MineralMan
CARROLL'S COCK-UP ON A VERY GRAND SCALE The Mirror, UK - Nov 24, 2004 WHEN he switches on the television on a Saturday night Sir Alex Ferguson must cringe at the sight of Peter Schmeichel in the pundit's chair. ... ROTFLOL!
70
posted on
11/29/2004 11:36:59 AM PST
by
NRA2BFree
(No matter the storm, when you are walking with God, there*s always a rainbow waiting. :))
To: Lazamataz
for some of us...it IS our life.
sigh.
71
posted on
11/29/2004 11:37:20 AM PST
by
Keith
(NOW, MORE THAN EVER....IT'S ABOUT THE JUDGES!)
To: Constitution Day
LoL! How'd you like to meet up at a FReep and find out you just shook the hand of Holden Magroin? EEEWWWW!
72
posted on
11/29/2004 11:37:22 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
To: Petronski
Imagine if the Redskins lost four players to injuries in one game: "Four Skins Injured"A long time ago, during the preseason roster cuts, I did read a headline: Four Skins Cut.
No joke.
73
posted on
11/29/2004 11:38:07 AM PST
by
Ghengis
To: Fierce Allegiance
Two words:
Hand Sanitizer.
To: Keith
for some of us...it IS our life. sigh.
I was always sad,
That I had to wank off,
Until I met the man with no hands.
- Sex Anonymous Basic Text, pp. 46.
75
posted on
11/29/2004 11:47:16 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
To: Randjuke
Hand pulls groinAnd it was done on TV for all to see!
76
posted on
11/29/2004 11:50:09 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(Liberals are good examples of why some animals eat their young.)
To: Randjuke
I didn't know big guys had groins.
Something tells me Norman did not graduate magna cum laude from the University of Mississippi.
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posted on
11/29/2004 11:53:31 AM PST
by
Chaffer
To: Happygal
Hehehe...I wonder did Hand pull his groin during one of those interminable advert breaks? ;-)I think he did it during the game.
78
posted on
11/29/2004 11:58:38 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(http://route-82.blogspot.com (Now with 20% more stuned beebers))
To: Chaffer
Something tells me Norman did not graduate magna cum laude from the University of Mississippi. Actually, he probably did. ;-) heh, heh...
79
posted on
11/29/2004 11:59:40 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
To: Randjuke
80
posted on
11/29/2004 12:02:35 PM PST
by
fishtank
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