Hand pulls groin

Yahoo Sports ^ | Monday, November 29, 2004 | fanball staff

[Randjuke]

News
Giants defensive tackle Norman Hand strained his groin in the third quarter of Sunday's game against the Eagles and did not return to the game. "I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one." Hand hopes his sore groin won't keep him from playing the 'Skins next Sunday.

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We'll check back with Hand throughout the practice week to see if he'll be ready for the Redskins' game.

[onyx]

And some of the comments are even funnier.

[NeoCaveman]

And you said American football was boring ;)

[BJClinton]

Somebody should keep track of the year's best headlines. Maybe we could have a vote on New Year's day for best headline.

[tuckrdout]

LOL!!! Greatest! Good find! Send it to Jay Leno...

[hosepipe]

[ Hand pulls groin ]

Have done that a number of times..

[ArrogantBustard]

I'm surprised that the story wasn't written by Jack Mehoff.

[Happygal]

Hehehe...I wonder did Hand pull his groin during one of those interminable advert breaks? ;-)

[TRY ONE]

"Hey, stop this bus ... let my friend Jack off!"

[Lazamataz]

Hand pulls groin

This is my motto in life.

[NRA2BFree]

CARROLL'S COCK-UP ON A VERY GRAND SCALE The Mirror, UK - Nov 24, 2004 WHEN he switches on the television on a Saturday night Sir Alex Ferguson must cringe at the sight of Peter Schmeichel in the pundit's chair. ...

ROTFLOL!

[Keith]

for some of us...it IS our life.

sigh.

[Fierce Allegiance]

LoL! How'd you like to meet up at a FReep and find out you just shook the hand of Holden Magroin? EEEWWWW!

[Ghengis]

Imagine if the Redskins lost four players to injuries in one game: "Four Skins Injured"

A long time ago, during the preseason roster cuts, I did read a headline: Four Skins Cut.

No joke.

[Constitution Day]

Two words:

Hand Sanitizer.

[Lazamataz]

for some of us...it IS our life. sigh.

I was always sad,
That I had to wank off,
Until I met the man with no hands.

- Sex Anonymous Basic Text, pp. 46.

[b4its2late]

Hand pulls groin

And it was done on TV for all to see!

[Chaffer]

I didn't know big guys had groins.

Something tells me Norman did not graduate magna cum laude from the University of Mississippi.

[NeoCaveman]

Hehehe...I wonder did Hand pull his groin during one of those interminable advert breaks? ;-)

I think he did it during the game.

[TheBigB]

Something tells me Norman did not graduate magna cum laude from the University of Mississippi.

Actually, he probably did. ;-) heh, heh...

[fishtank]