1 posted on
11/19/2004 12:33:34 PM PST by
TheBigB
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A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Burlington, IA to Branson, MO.
As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says,
"I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream.
So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down. A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested.
The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too.
The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.
"I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times,
but every time I grab it, it runs away.
2 posted on
11/19/2004 12:34:08 PM PST by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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This is hugh!
(I've always wanted to do that!)
4 posted on
11/19/2004 12:34:58 PM PST by
green pastures
(I'll try to be series from now on...)
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Hey! Where's the Bouncing Boob Technology™?
5 posted on
11/19/2004 12:35:05 PM PST by
Chad Fairbanks
(Fascists Unhappy Concerning Kerry's Election Defeat.)
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Let it all out, gang. ;-)
6 posted on
11/19/2004 12:35:12 PM PST by
TheBigB
(if I looking for frog (him name is hopkin green frog))
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Behold, BARREL MAN!
7 posted on
11/19/2004 12:35:33 PM PST by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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The BigB beat me to it!
8 posted on
11/19/2004 12:35:55 PM PST by
OSHA
(Anything not forbidden is mandatory.)
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This thread was already posted in 1998. Try doing a search! :-)
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11 posted on
11/19/2004 12:36:23 PM PST by
eyespysomething
("Life has a flavor the protected will never know...." Major Jason Muldoon)
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I've got a huge headche, so I'm ignoring your instructions and this thread.
12 posted on
11/19/2004 12:36:31 PM PST by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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17 posted on
11/19/2004 12:37:13 PM PST by
King Prout
(tagline under reconstruction)
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21 posted on
11/19/2004 12:37:51 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
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25 posted on
11/19/2004 12:38:45 PM PST by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
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29 posted on
11/19/2004 12:39:45 PM PST by
sionnsar
(NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
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30 posted on
11/19/2004 12:39:52 PM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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soem steam
Is that a particular type of steam?
32 posted on
11/19/2004 12:39:59 PM PST by
Pete'sWife
(Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.)
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hopkin green frog!
33 posted on
11/19/2004 12:40:04 PM PST by
Constitution Day
(ps. i'll find my frog, him name is hopkin green frog)
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Waste-of-time-vanity-posting-whiny-sniveling-newbie.
Oh wait, it's you BigB.....sorry.....
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This thread is silly.
36 posted on
11/19/2004 12:40:07 PM PST by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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