Posted on 11/18/2004 8:19:10 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
"Son, you got a panty on your head!"
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Negotiate? [BANG] Anyone else want to negotiate?
(or my tagline this week...)
O-OH! PC-U, I get it. LOL! I'm sold! Will rent it tonite.
I loath Alec Baldwin, but I love that movie!
Also from same movie: ((Proper finishing school lady giving advice on how to improve each girl's appearance)That homely girl steps up and lady gasps and says in low voice)----"Play a lot of night games."
"Jimmy, if I paid you more, do you think you could you be just a little more disgusting?"---JIMMY: "Well, I could use the money"
I was trying to remember the lyrics to that song that was on the radio when Coop was driving...one part goes something like "and that wart on your thing won't go away unless you use topical cream 3 times a day".....
"What are all these books in your trunk?"
"What? You got somethin against reading?"
"But you have a box full of the same book. Why is that?"
"In case I wanted to read it more than once?"
Just a few:
"You guys are going to look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cobb - with no f*ckin' teeth"m - Blues Brothers
"I've often thought of becoming a golf club"
"Ten bucks the Smells kid picks his nose"
"Are you my pal Danny? Hummmm...Hummmm? How bout' a Fresca?"
- 3 of about 50 you could pick from Caddy Shack
"Them politicians in Washington want us to fight this war with one hand ties around our balls"
"I say again, expend all remaining munitions on my pos! It's a lovbely f*ckin' war. Bravo Six out."
"You ignorant asshole! You killed alot of good people with your F*cked up fire mission! You know that!? You know that?! Aww shit. Red Leg Red Leg, Bravo two check your fire, check your fire!"
"All you gotta do is make it outta here - and the rest of your life - GRAVY!"
Just 4 from about 50 from Platoon
"Let me go back in there and face the peril!"
"No it's much too perilous"
"What does it do? Nibble your bum?"
"I'm French!! Why else do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly King!"
3 of about 50 possible from The Holy Grail
I'll end with the old stand by from Conan. While answering the question "What is best in life?"
Conan - "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"
OK I am seriously hurt from Pepsi spurgle coming out my nose!
Not to mention I need a new Keyboard!
That was seriously good!
And a quote from Charlie Chaplin: " "
"Watch your cornhole, bud."
4 from Star Wars that I use frequently:
Thanks!
" It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. "
"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."
"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."
Thank you. I try.
"You just keep thinkin' Butch, that's what your good at"
8^)
Tall Tale: "We're comin', kid."
"Not through our land!!"
The Sandlot: "You play ball like a GIRL!" (The stunned silence and the look on the kids face after that insult is a film classic)
"Watch your cornhole, bud."
CLASSIC from Office Space. Love that movie.
Who are those guys?
What's wrong with those other guys?
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