"What are all these books in your trunk?"
"What? You got somethin against reading?"
"But you have a box full of the same book. Why is that?"
"In case I wanted to read it more than once?"
And a quote from Charlie Chaplin: " "
LOL!
"He's so fast he doesn't wear pants!"
Doesn't he tell his family that Barney invented the rotary engine, too? LOL