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Cowboys Hiring for all Positions!
Self | 11/15/2004 | Chris Davis

Posted on 11/15/2004 7:39:17 PM PST by writer33

The Dallas Cowboys are now hiring for all positions. We need immediate help! If you can play football, think you can play football, or wish you could play football, contact Jerry Jones at Texas Stadium now!

The number: 1-800-HELP-NOW!

Thanks,

The Management


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Sports
KEYWORDS: asap; beating; football; hiring
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Halftime Score: 35-14 in favor of Philadelphia
1 posted on 11/15/2004 7:39:17 PM PST by writer33
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To: writer33

LOL!!!!


2 posted on 11/15/2004 7:40:07 PM PST by GOP_Raider (With a QB named Kerry, is it any wonder the Raiders are 3-6 right now?)
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To: MeekOneGOP

Ping!


3 posted on 11/15/2004 7:40:09 PM PST by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative)
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To: writer33

Go Cowboys Go

3 and 6 looks like it maybe in the books in another hour or so.......


4 posted on 11/15/2004 7:43:39 PM PST by deport (I've done a lot things.... seen a lot of things..... Most of which I don't remember.)
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To: deport

I've been a fan a long time, and I haven't seen them this pitiful in a while.


5 posted on 11/15/2004 7:46:18 PM PST by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative)
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To: GOP_Raider

It's looking sad out there.


6 posted on 11/15/2004 7:47:11 PM PST by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative)
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To: writer33

The next person that Jerry Jones needs to fire, is the only one he hasn't fired, himself! Jimmy Johnson built the post-Landry Cowboys back into America's team, Jones has always been the biggest thorn in his own organization.


7 posted on 11/15/2004 7:48:56 PM PST by wagglebee (Memo to sKerry: the only think Bush F'ed up was your career)
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To: writer33

I'll take any and all positions with the Cheerleaders.


8 posted on 11/15/2004 7:49:36 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (You can turn your head away from the Berg video and still hear Al Queda's calls to prayer.n)
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig

I'll second that.


9 posted on 11/15/2004 7:50:29 PM PST by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative)
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To: wagglebee

Yep. It hasn't been pretty since that falling between Jimmy Johnson and him.


10 posted on 11/15/2004 7:51:04 PM PST by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative)
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To: writer33

They lucked out in the 95-96 season, but except for Sanders, it was still Johnson's team.


11 posted on 11/15/2004 7:52:18 PM PST by wagglebee (Memo to sKerry: the only think Bush F'ed up was your career)
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To: wagglebee

There wasn't no luck involved, wagglebee. Get that straight. :)

And since then, we've paid our losing dues. And it looks like we're headed to another banner losing year this year. Any predictions for the second half: 100-21?


12 posted on 11/15/2004 7:56:48 PM PST by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative)
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Why should we call the Red Cross to help the Cowboys? ;)


13 posted on 11/15/2004 8:02:21 PM PST by nhoward14 (Freedom costs a buck-o-five.)
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To: nhoward14

The Red Cross? Hell. We need the United Nations. Now! We apparently can't go it alone. :)


14 posted on 11/15/2004 8:04:22 PM PST by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative)
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To: writer33

Well... it's just so hard for the Cowboys to compete when so many people are desirous that Donovan McNabb does well.


15 posted on 11/15/2004 8:07:18 PM PST by nhoward14 (Freedom costs a buck-o-five.)
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They could open up a sandwich shop ..... sellin' Po Boys!

Po Cowboys! haha!

Just tuned in. 35-21 Philly in the 3rd Qtr. with 8:32 left in the Qtr.


16 posted on 11/15/2004 8:10:30 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: nhoward14

Who is Donovan McNabb?


17 posted on 11/15/2004 8:17:26 PM PST by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative)
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To: MeekOneGOP

It's sad out there. Now it's 42-21.


18 posted on 11/15/2004 8:18:10 PM PST by writer33 (The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative)
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Yep! 4:27 left in the third, 42-21 ....

19 posted on 11/15/2004 8:22:21 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: writer33
Man, and there ain't nuthin' worse that losin' to the Eagles, too.

Buddy Ryan made that rivalry for me. What an ar$ehole he was, imho .....


20 posted on 11/15/2004 8:23:59 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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