[JusticeTalion]

I posted this for all to enjoy.

It's a dirty fib that I posted this (if you're from Alabama).

[Viking2002]

As a Maryland boy living in Alabama by way of Virginia, I can attest to a good bit of it. Especially #2 - one morning I was driving to work in Atlanta on I-85, and damned if there weren't two indigenous populants of the local trailer park, pickup parked in the median, field cleaning a deer that didn't make it across the road the night before. And you thought all the jokes about roadkill cuisine were just that, didn't you? :-)

[freedom4ever]

I like the jokes.

[canalabamian]

ROLL TIDE!

[CholeraJoe]

Thought I'd throw in some Auburn jokes just to level the playing field:

Blind guy is standing on Toomer's corner, waiting to cross the street and a Bama graduate walks up and says, "War Eagle!" The blind guy says, "How did you know that I graduated from Auburn?"
The Bama guy says, "I could tell by your seeing-eye pig."

This weekend

Auburn 31

Georgia 12

Next weekend

Auburn 42

Alabama 16

[Temple Owl]

You wanna buy a duck?

[Dog Gone]

[A Real Dan Fan... NOT]

Most Commonly asked legal question in Alabama...

"If I get a divorce, is she still gonna be my cousin?"

[melbell]

ping for "i used to live in Georgia and Alabama jokes are funny"

[melbell]

Oh and...

what do a tornado and an Alabama divorce court have in common??


Someone always loses a mobile home

[Horatio Gates]

Why are unkown victims of homicides in Alabama practically impossible to identify?

Because there's no need for dental records and the DNA is all the same.