ZOT! What happened to my 'Break Up The Union' thread?

Nigel, Chapter I ^ | The troll called Nigel, formerly known as the troll called Nigel.

[Freepdonia]

I lived up North for most of my life, yet I know of no one born here that spoke the way that TrueBlueLiberal does.

The troll is a liar.

[Darksheare]

Mine did.
I don't even get a buzz from the stuff anymore.
*sigh*

You missed Nigel though.
Hopefully he'll be back for dinner, and you'll be less busy then.

[r9etb]

No. I'll just keep SHAGGING YOUR SISTER

His sister is a man.

[Shryke]

Now that just ain't right.

[Dan from Michigan]

For the record, I am indeed a 10th-generation Yankee.
Big F'n deal. I'm a 4th generation Midwesterner.

You sister-shagging types
BZZZZZZZT Wrong.
would definitely call me an effete elitist
No, just a arrogant little pansy.

as I can pronounce 'nuclear' correctly
Big deal. John Kerry can't pronounce "Idea."

don't live in a trailer,
There you go again with stereotypes. And then you arrogant dumbasses wonder why in the blue hell you are losing the working class vote? I thought you people were supposed to be "educated".

snowmobiling
Which brings a ton of money to my state's economy.

southern accents
What's wrong? You got your ass kicked by a Southerner.

and read the New York Times.
The paper of Jayson Blair....

What's so difficult about agreeing to an amicable separation?
The problem is that the blue areas in the blue states are carried by us red counties in blue states, moron.

Afraid to lose your free ride once the federal government can no longer milk the blues dry to support your welfare farmers and ranchers?

Where do think food comes from? The Store.

We'd have the necessary funds to develop a European style social safety net
Not to mention lots of crime.

, and you redstate rednecks would quickly disintegrate into tribal fiefdoms of bickering warlords
Dumbass.

Until then, looks like those of us with a modicum of intelligence will be subjected to an endless assault on our civil liberties as well as our aesthetic sensibilities.
Your boy voted for the Patriot Act. Your president Billy Klinton pushed for a similar bill. You people are the gun grabbers. You people are against free speech at universities. You people gave us Waco.

So shut the hell up, boy.

[Squantos]

Awwww STFU Michael Moore !

[Zavien Doombringer]

Hey Troll, a gift for you...

[Chad Fairbanks]

Yup.

[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL.

[r9etb]

Now that just ain't right.

What's not right is that this guy is his sister's girlfriend.... ;-)

[DocRock]

Awsome zot vid TChris. Here's one you can add to your collection which I found on FR some time ago.

Got ZOT?

[TChris]

Yeah, that one is on the source site too. (See my post #120 for the link) Some really cool stuff there. :)

[Lurker]

If you want to secede, do it the old fashioned way.

Pick up a weapon and attack a US military installation. Something like Fort Sumter.

Let us know how it turns out, will you?

L

[international american]

We should start a Liberal Hunt Club. Conspiracy Guy is a marksman, and a southern dude, so he should be President
and CEO(Chief Execution Officer)

[Darksheare]

Dunno how well I can shoot anymore.
Kinda out of practice.
But last time I had my itty bitty annoyance carbine out, I was tagging things at 100 yards with a 22 lr.. suppposedly it's range is 75 yards.
*shrugs*
Had someone ask me about it.

I'll use the tranq stuff, that way we can catch and re-release into the designated hunting preserves.

[international american]

Therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre ya go!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Darksheare can head the Artillery Division.

You the CFO?

[Conspiracy Guy]

22 LR is good out to 100+ in a long gun. In a hand gun 50-75. Accuracy beyond that is crap.

[mhking]

FOAD!

[TheBigB]

You squat to pee.