ZOT! What happened to my 'Break Up The Union' thread?

Nigel, Chapter I ^ | The troll called Nigel, formerly known as the troll called Nigel.

[TrueLiberalYankee]

Why did I get banned? You people don't like to listen to any side but your own? No wonder your worldview is so impoverished.

[Darksheare]

Probably not any GOOD notice.
Lots of "EEEEEeew's" from fellow FReepers..

[blackdog]

I sure hope that when blue checks out from red as a sovereign nation, they realize that they are going to have to make a go at it with a mere 12%. If the super rich only pay 12%, our liberal yankee friend had better plan on a social net the size of Paris Hilton's thong.

Either that or they can set up toll booths every quarter mile along I-95.

The new nation will have a whole new set of symbols.......

National food....Ketchup

Motto....."Gin Soaked Raisins For All!"(also the socialized medicine plan)

National pastime......Spinning dialogue

They need our help in their departure. I'm sure some free consulting on our part will help with the transitional costs. After all, setting up a new nation on 12% might work for Disney, but it's not going to fly far in New England.

[Pippin]

Oh! Well!

Try locking them up in the most haunted place in the world,

Bwahahahahaha!

[Pippin]

Bwahahahahahahaha!

[Darksheare]

It'd be MUCH better to FORCE them pout on a county by county basis.
Then they'd have much less area, and exponentially less income.
We could bypass highways heading through Lib-infestoland, and prosper without them.

[Darksheare]

If only I could drag them kicking and screaming into the shadowed realms where there is no sun, and ghosts walk boldly.
*sigh*
/ evil joke

[FormerLib]

Our new standard "DUmmy posting!" alert!

[skikvt]

and read the New York Times.

Well La-di-Da... I don't read the times, but I do wish it was printed on Quilted Charmin(TM) Currently it chaffs my ass when I wipe with it.

[The_Victor]

I hope you're still lurking here to read this thread. What an amazing example of leftist twittery you are. And what and incredible tribute this thread is to the rejection of you and your beliefs that this country has just affirmed via the election.

B'bye

[clamper1797]

You sister-shagging types

As opposed to you brother shagging types

[OSHA]

Darks, Why are these folks flaming you for?

He's probobly guilty of somthing to deserve it!

FR Rule #1 NEVER be in the first 2 or 3 posts on a zot thread!

[Darksheare]

Yeah, I kinda violated that rule..

[dansangel]

For the record, I am indeed a 10th-generation Yankee.

Blah blah blah....

I am also an Anglophile. You sister-shagging types

Oh *that* sounds "yankee"

would definitely call me an effete elitist,

Uh-HUH

as I can pronounce 'nuclear' correctly, don't live in a trailer, abhor NASCAR, country music, snowmobiling and southern accents while I prefer tea to coffee, soccer to NFL, and read the New York Times. I also hold a valid passport, which I shan't be using until the Yellow Rogue of Texas is out of the White House.

More *effete* bull hockey.

Clearly North America isn't big enough to hold all of us under one flag.

That's why we fought - and won - the Revolutionary War.

What's so difficult about agreeing to an amicable separation?

I must refer you to our very own Civil War

Afraid to lose your free ride once the federal government can no longer milk the blues dry to support your welfare farmers and ranchers?

Say *what*?

Going alone would be a noble experiment in social anthropology. We'd have the necessary funds to develop a European style social safety net, and you redstate rednecks would quickly disintegrate into tribal fiefdoms of bickering warlords, until the ammo runs out.

More Brit-trash academia-speak

You could then petition to have us take you back, but we'd need to set a few ground rules (like maintaining the separation of church and state, for example).

Why would the USA want to become part of Great Britain?

Until then, looks like those of us with a modicum of intelligence will be subjected to an endless assault on our civil liberties as well as our aesthetic sensibilities.

There are none in a country such as yours that doesn't even allow civilian ownership of firearms.

Good bye, good riddance, and don't say we didn't try to warn you.

Buh-bye sweet cheeks!

[fredhead]

I'll see your 10th generation Yankee and match it with myself, a 10th generation AMERICAN (albeit Southern) I honorably served MY country for 20 years in the US Navy, My father (and 4 of his brothers) fought in World War II, and I have numerous other ancestors who served MY country well since the beginning of the United States (yes, some did fight for the Confederacy, one with Nathan Bedford Forrest). I believe in God and the Lord Jesus Christ. I believe schools are for teaching, not indoctrinating children. I believe in the ability to protect myself, my family and my home from those who would spoil it, be they criminals or politicians.

Most of all, I believe that if you don't like MY COUNTRY...

GET THE @$^*)(*^%^%$#$%&*)_)_*&^$#^$@ (AND A FEW MORE) OUT!!!

[MEG33]

Great..!

[Chad Fairbanks]

What's orange and yellow and would look good on you?

Fire.

[dansangel]

Thank you!

:-)

[Chad Fairbanks]

I seriously doubt he's a 10th generation Yankee. Heck, I'm a Na Hampsha Yankee, and he don't talk like a New Englander...

Of course, if he wants to play the old "I'm more American than you all" crap, well, my family goes back on this continent a lot farther than 10 generations... more like 10,000 years at least. So neener.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Outside the FR, people wouldn't understand. I meant only here, but thanks for the caveat. Now when i need legal advise I'll make sure your not on my ping list.

LOL

[Zavien Doombringer]

hey Dark, sorry...major work going on with our network right now...haven't been on the threads much these days. Have to tell you, your brew is being pumped by IV to keep me going...I hope my tolerance doesn't max out.