ZOT! Leave America!?

NA ^ | 11-10-2004 | Randall

[Darksheare]

Stow away on a German frieghter!!
Yeah!! That's it!
That's what you should do!
And when you get caught, ask for political asylum because you're being persecuted by the saucer men!
Rant about how there was spy equipment hidden in your shower head, and that your alarm clock was bugged!

[MeekOneGOP]

I hate George Bush and want to move abroad! The only problem is that I do not have the resources to do so since I am poor and the government won't pay for it! What should I do? Would you all be interested in taking up a collection to boot my ass out of the country?

How about a good old-fashioned ZOT instead?!

Bye!

He's dead, Jim.
(Click here or on the pic).

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[Americanwolf]

No, I am not intrested in taking up a collection to boot your butt out of the country troll, but I will be more than happy to offer my services as kicker and do the kicking for free.

[Americanwolf]

Have the lawyers from Monty Python contacted you yet? :)

[King Prout]

could I suggest the following?
1. work more than 16 hours per week
2. sell all your luxury items - yes, this includes your TV, stereo, walkman, computer, DVD player, designer clothes, and expensive sneakers.
3. spend less money than you earn.
4. since you have already been stump-broke by Soros et alia, consider selling yourself on the streetcorner of an appropriate dingy, blighted intersection.

within two months you will have enough money to purchase a one-way ticket to whatever socialist pesthole which strikes your fancy.

Go away.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Onthewrongside, you are an idiot.

ZOT!

[Not A Snowbird]

Would you all be interested in taking up a collection to boot my ass out of the country?

No. We on this site do not believe in government handouts for the lazy. I'm afraid you'll have to earn your travel money the old fashioned way... suck it up and get a job. Once you save your nest egg, if you still want to leave, then hasta la vista! Mexico is beautiful in the spring.

[Conspiracy Guy]

[mhking]

Would you all be interested in taking up a collection to boot my ass out of the country?

Nope. Swim across the Rio Grande like all the other would-be refugees.

[Not A Snowbird]

On, I see paving has commenced! Well, then, to help you on your way to another country (once you dig out from under the asphalt) here's a lovely bouquet of poppies. Please don't smoke them, you've got enough troubles as it is.

[dansangel]

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I would love to help, but I am too busy donating every dollar I have to make sure that the Supreme Court get packed with every hard-right judge we can find.

[marmar]

Not knowing your a Rat explains alot.......bah bye......

[tame]

I hate George Bush and want to move abroad! The only problem is that I do not have the resources to do so since I am poor and the government won't pay for it! What should I do? Would you all be interested in taking up a collection to boot my ass out of the country?

i actually have been starting a thread to suggest we REALLY begin a fund to help cover moving costs of lefties with the understanding that they would sign a contract promising to stay out of the U.S., revoke their citizenship, etc.

i'm SERIOUS about this. We could target ONE SWING STATE to begin with (Ohio, PA, etc.) so that we can deplete their population.

Also, we should start a movement of conservatives to Ohio, etc., just for the 2008 election :o)

[Budge]

"Dang, I overslept the zot...again!"

[tame]

Would you all be interested in taking up a collection to boot my ass out of the country?

i think most freepers would simply like to boot your ass for free.

[kevkrom]

Get a job, save money, send in immigration application

get disgusted with the amount the government takes out in taxes to pay for other people to not work, become a conservative, convince your former soul-mates to follow the same steps, ...

[Brytani]

Sell your computer and move.

[Mama_Bear]

Also, we should start a movement of conservatives to Ohio, etc., just for the 2008 election :o)

Now, that is an excellent idea. And when we get Ohio packed full of conservatives we can start to work on Florida and Pennsylvania. :-)

[shield]

Yes, please leave. Fidel Castro I'm sure will welcome you with open arms!!! ;o) Castro takes care of poor people in the way you appear to expect a government to care for you.