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Man superglued condom to penis
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Posted on 11/09/2004 6:46:58 AM PST by bedolido

A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.

Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.

The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.

He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.

After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.

A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."


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To: MeekOneGOP

Didn't Bugs say "imbecile"? Or is this just making fun of his speech affectation?


81 posted on 11/09/2004 8:13:28 AM PST by beezdotcom (I'm usually either right or wrong...)
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To: MeekOneGOP

I can't go there. If I did, JimRob and the mods would ban me for a few days.


82 posted on 11/09/2004 8:17:57 AM PST by Grampa Dave (FNC/ABCNNBCBS & the MSM fishwraps are the Rathering Fraudcasters of America!)
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To: Junior

I wouldn't have wanted to be that ER nurse, I gotta tell ya!


83 posted on 11/09/2004 8:18:34 AM PST by cjshapi
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To: Darksheare
On sensitive parts of the body, nail polish remover burns.
Wouldn't be entirely painless.
But he'd experience something new and exciting!
*snicker*

I once had a tube of superglue pop when I was trying to get it to work. It coated my hand and as it dried it shrank until my hand looked like a prop from "The Mummy".

I think having that happen to your Johnsonesque would probably make the nailpolish remover feel good.

So9

84 posted on 11/09/2004 8:19:06 AM PST by Servant of the 9 (What I just said.)
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To: Servant of the 9

Burning sensations and hootuses don't mix well.
*chuckle*
Had a tube of the gel glue pop on me.
I grabbed a rag and wiped what would come off away, and then soaked my hand for as long as I could.
Still peeled away a layer of skin, so I don't want to guess what the fearless adventurer of the article felt..


85 posted on 11/09/2004 8:23:46 AM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: bedolido
How dare you make fun of what I do in my bedroom.
86 posted on 11/09/2004 8:27:18 AM PST by MeJulie
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To: MeJulie

Welcome to FR.

You superglue stuff to things?


87 posted on 11/09/2004 8:36:52 AM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: Darksheare
I superglue my 'vice president' to condoms.

Don't you dare laugh. In fact, don't say anything.

88 posted on 11/09/2004 8:44:37 AM PST by MeJulie
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To: beezdotcom
hehe! Yes, "imbecile", but he pronounced it "embezzle" .....

89 posted on 11/09/2004 8:48:29 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Grampa Dave
hehe! :^D

90 posted on 11/09/2004 8:48:51 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: sneakers

bump!


91 posted on 11/09/2004 8:53:21 AM PST by sneakers
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To: MeekOneGOP

Thanks...my WB powers are admittedly rusty...


92 posted on 11/09/2004 8:57:41 AM PST by beezdotcom (I'm usually either right or wrong...)
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To: MeekOneGOP

He also called a bull a "nin-cow-poop"

The condom would have fit better if he had been aroused.


93 posted on 11/09/2004 9:04:26 AM PST by fredhead ("Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants." William Penn)
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To: MeekOneGOP

He also called a bull a "nin-cow-poop"

The condom would have fit better if he had been aroused.

I wonder if he is now like John Wayne Bobbit "half the man I used to be"


94 posted on 11/09/2004 9:05:17 AM PST by fredhead ("Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants." William Penn)
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To: Mo1

Talk about dumbing down a nation!

Maybe it is true brains are transfered at that time below the belt!


95 posted on 11/09/2004 9:24:08 AM PST by restornu ("KNELL TO HEAVEN WITH IT ALL !!")
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To: Mo1; lodwick; Cuttnhorse; operation clinton cleanup; Servant of the 9; catpuppy; null and void; ...

I can just he Dr Phil......what were you thinking!

LOL


96 posted on 11/09/2004 9:27:51 AM PST by restornu ("KNELL TO HEAVEN WITH IT ALL !!")
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To: MeJulie

I promise I won't say anything.


97 posted on 11/09/2004 9:36:35 AM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: cjshapi

It would be a ... sticky situation to say the least.


98 posted on 11/09/2004 10:17:04 AM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: quantim
With 5 children already he is too late for a Darwin award.

I knew there was a Darwin Award joke in there somewhere. I see you found it. :^)

99 posted on 11/09/2004 10:20:04 AM PST by Samwise (This day does not belong to one man but to all. --Aragorn)
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To: Junior

Eeuww!


100 posted on 11/09/2004 10:56:46 AM PST by cjshapi
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