[Servant of the 9]

On sensitive parts of the body, nail polish remover burns.
Wouldn't be entirely painless.
But he'd experience something new and exciting!
*snicker*

I once had a tube of superglue pop when I was trying to get it to work. It coated my hand and as it dried it shrank until my hand looked like a prop from "The Mummy".

I think having that happen to your Johnsonesque would probably make the nailpolish remover feel good.

So9

[Darksheare]

Burning sensations and hootuses don't mix well.
*chuckle*
Had a tube of the gel glue pop on me.
I grabbed a rag and wiped what would come off away, and then soaked my hand for as long as I could.
Still peeled away a layer of skin, so I don't want to guess what the fearless adventurer of the article felt..