Man superglued condom to penis

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[bedolido]

A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.

Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.

The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.

He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.

After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.

A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."

[beezdotcom]

Didn't Bugs say "imbecile"? Or is this just making fun of his speech affectation?

[Grampa Dave]

I can't go there. If I did, JimRob and the mods would ban me for a few days.

[cjshapi]

I wouldn't have wanted to be that ER nurse, I gotta tell ya!

[Servant of the 9]

On sensitive parts of the body, nail polish remover burns.
Wouldn't be entirely painless.
But he'd experience something new and exciting!
*snicker*

I once had a tube of superglue pop when I was trying to get it to work. It coated my hand and as it dried it shrank until my hand looked like a prop from "The Mummy".

I think having that happen to your Johnsonesque would probably make the nailpolish remover feel good.

So9

[Darksheare]

Burning sensations and hootuses don't mix well.
*chuckle*
Had a tube of the gel glue pop on me.
I grabbed a rag and wiped what would come off away, and then soaked my hand for as long as I could.
Still peeled away a layer of skin, so I don't want to guess what the fearless adventurer of the article felt..

[MeJulie]

How dare you make fun of what I do in my bedroom.

[Darksheare]

Welcome to FR.

You superglue stuff to things?

[MeJulie]

I superglue my 'vice president' to condoms.

Don't you dare laugh. In fact, don't say anything.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe! Yes, "imbecile", but he pronounced it "embezzle" .....

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe! :^D

[sneakers]

bump!

[beezdotcom]

Thanks...my WB powers are admittedly rusty...

[fredhead]

He also called a bull a "nin-cow-poop"

The condom would have fit better if he had been aroused.

[fredhead]

He also called a bull a "nin-cow-poop"

The condom would have fit better if he had been aroused.

I wonder if he is now like John Wayne Bobbit "half the man I used to be"

[restornu]

Talk about dumbing down a nation!

Maybe it is true brains are transfered at that time below the belt!

[restornu]

I can just he Dr Phil......what were you thinking!

LOL

[Darksheare]

I promise I won't say anything.

[Junior]

It would be a ... sticky situation to say the least.

[Samwise]

With 5 children already he is too late for a Darwin award.

I knew there was a Darwin Award joke in there somewhere. I see you found it. :^)

[cjshapi]

Eeuww!