Posted on 11/05/2004 4:45:32 PM PST by Bronzewound
Top Ten Things for Tom Daschle to do on January 3, 2005
10. Just sit around all day listening to BobDylans Tom Thumbs Blues and feeling saddened, deeply saddened.
9. ...or learn to sing a different Thune.
8. Stop checking his hair in every door knob he passes.
7. Work on that pledge of allegiance, hand on heart deal.
6. Apply for job as a nose swab at Mt. Rushmore.
5. Call Kerry and set up that hunting trip theyve always talked about.
4. Try to quit saying, Nice belt. to every new person he meets.
3. Obstruct something, by God!
2. Have a Top Ten list in his honer that comes up short.
I've been in there and the only thing I can recommend is the clean restroom.
Pose for his facial sculpture to be added to Mt. Rushmore. They're not going to miss two or three feet of granite.
You've got that right. I have some of the brightest - and shortest - European in-laws. Nobody in their right minds would trade for them.:)
Ha! He is a hard headed SOB isn't he.
Finally finish his higher education... |
Great picture! Thanks.
1) Become gopher for Michael Moore on next movie project.
1. Out himself.
Bush: "Yo Tom, you got that $20 you owe me?"
Dashole: "I'm sorry, Mr. President, I'm a little short this week."
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