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Top Ten Things for Tom Daschle to do on January 3, 2005
11/5/2004 | me

Posted on 11/05/2004 4:45:32 PM PST by Bronzewound

Top Ten Things for Tom Daschle to do on January 3, 2005

10. Just sit around all day listening to BobDylan’s “Tom Thumb’s Blues” and feeling saddened, deeply saddened.

9. ...or learn to sing a different Thune.

8. Stop checking his hair in every door knob he passes.

7. Work on that pledge of allegiance, hand on heart deal.

6. Apply for job as a nose swab at Mt. Rushmore.

5. Call Kerry and set up that hunting trip they’ve always talked about.

4. Try to quit saying, “Nice belt.” to every new person he meets.

3. Obstruct something, by God!

2. Have a Top Ten list in his honer that comes up ‘short’.


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To: Bronzewound
Wander aimlessly around Wall Drug Store.

I've been in there and the only thing I can recommend is the clean restroom.

Pose for his facial sculpture to be added to Mt. Rushmore. They're not going to miss two or three feet of granite.

41 posted on 11/05/2004 5:28:38 PM PST by xJones
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To: Temple Owl
There are a lot of use short guys around. And we are more intelligent that the big guys.

You've got that right. I have some of the brightest - and shortest - European in-laws. Nobody in their right minds would trade for them.:)

42 posted on 11/05/2004 5:31:22 PM PST by xJones
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To: xJones
two or three feet of granite.

Ha! He is a hard headed SOB isn't he.

43 posted on 11/05/2004 6:00:47 PM PST by Bronzewound
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To: Bronzewound

Finally finish his higher education...

 

44 posted on 11/05/2004 6:17:21 PM PST by mikrofon (daschled (v, adj.) -- To be deeply saddened. [from dasch, akin to dash - as in hopes])
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To: mikrofon

Great picture! Thanks.


45 posted on 11/05/2004 6:22:00 PM PST by Bronzewound
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To: Bronzewound

46 posted on 11/05/2004 6:27:15 PM PST by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)
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To: Bronzewound
1) Apply for position as Admin Mod at Democratic Underground. OR

1) Become gopher for Michael Moore on next movie project.

47 posted on 11/05/2004 6:52:58 PM PST by pharmamom (Visualize Four More Years)
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To: pharmamom



1. Out himself.


48 posted on 11/06/2004 3:16:45 AM PST by Randy Papadoo (Do'nt be stoopid!)
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To: Bronzewound

Bush: "Yo Tom, you got that $20 you owe me?"

Dashole: "I'm sorry, Mr. President, I'm a little short this week."


49 posted on 11/06/2004 9:27:08 AM PST by Big Giant Head (Can we watch our language here? This isn't DU.)
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50 posted on 11/06/2004 10:00:39 AM PST by wolicy_ponk (Kerry, follow me no closer than 1000 yards, or I'll teach you what a real purple heart is. -T.Peck)
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