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The "Scourge" has returned to critical fanfare. Sound the trumpets! HUZZAH!
Moi | What do I look like? A friggin' calendar? | Gerard J. Perry

Posted on 11/04/2004 6:54:36 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham

Geez, that month I spent with a breakaway sect of the Seventh Day Adventists in Washington Heights was really an adventure. It just wasn't for me, though. Know what I mean?

They were all like: "You must abstain from impure acts." And I was kind of skeptical initially. Then, they came back with: "Well, it's not like your whack game is getting any play in the first place. Just give it up already!" And I was all like: "Screw you buddy! I still have FreeRepublic."

Thanks for being there, guys!


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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Hey, Scourge,

Welcome back

My life is still kinda sucky.

Had yet another deal fall through for our old house, and then got offered a STUPID depressing deal that we just could not accept.

So i am broke, and pretty depressed and there is no end in sight.
So I frankly, an staying AWAY from FR to some degree, and not inflicting myself on folks.

No need to bring everyone ELSE down.

(Heck, these days I don't even lurk in the Canteen much)

But i AM glad yo are back.

Weird name and all!

:-)


161 posted on 11/07/2004 3:54:12 AM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham


"If I can slap this donkey I can make it kick George Bush out of the White House."
--Al Sharpton


162 posted on 11/07/2004 4:05:02 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

He's BAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!


163 posted on 11/07/2004 6:07:25 PM PST by chicagolady (Mexican Elite say: EXPORT Poverty Let the American Taxpayer foot the bill !)
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To: chicagolady
Drum roll, please.

(Ahem.)

164 posted on 11/07/2004 7:30:50 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (I spent five billion dollars and all I got was this useless Dem. nominee.)
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To: Liz; Kashei64; freedumb2003; scott0347; trussell; Criminal Number 18F; kellynla; Yehuda; ...
You mean, there are people who haven't heard about "Scourge's" return to FR?

Hysterical Overreaction:

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(Concomitant arm-flailing and hysterical shrieks of horror.)

165 posted on 11/07/2004 7:43:38 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (I spent five billion dollars and all I got was this useless Dem. nominee.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
....It was an impossible situation, like the 1984 Olympics. But Father is an overawing man who always obtains what he desires.

“Shapka,” he said on the phone to me, who was at home enjoying the greatest of all documentary movies, The Making of “Thriller,” “what was the language you studied this year at school?”

“Do not dub me Shapka,” I said.

“Alex,” he said, “what was the language you studied this year at school?”

“The language of English,” I told him.

“Are you good and fine at it?” he asked me.

“I am fluid,” I told him, hoping I might make him proud enough to buy me the zebra-skin seat coverings of my dreams.

“Excellent, Shapka,” he said.

“Do not dub me that,” I said.

“Excellent, Alex. Excellent. You must nullify any plans you possess for the first week of the month of July.”

“I do not possess any plans,” I said to him.

“Yes you do,” he said....



Well, Scourgie, I was out of town. Then I was "saving" this thread until I caught up.

Then, of course, I had to read through it to make sure it was REALLY YOU. After the paparazzi incident (scandal??) regarding your quotes getting out in the press, you were quite the hot potato around here. Then, just like that, you were gone, with no way to get ahold of you. So many impostors....

I mean, look at your profile page -- if a gal had to go on that alone, I'd have to say, AGAIN, "NO, that's NOT Scourgie! Who are you and what have you done with him? Bring him back! I want those 'Good Times!'"

But, I digress. Welcome back, as many seem to have vetted you. I don't know if there'll be a next time, though -- I mean, imagine! "The FReeper Formerly Knows As Do Not Dub Me Shapka Broham" ??

*sighs*
C'mere, ya big lug! Welcome back!

166 posted on 11/11/2004 4:50:47 AM PST by Watery Tart (YOU'RE Zaphod Beeblebrox? THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

BUMP!!!


167 posted on 11/11/2004 4:50:57 AM PST by Watery Tart (YOU'RE Zaphod Beeblebrox? THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?)
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To: Watery Tart
I was wondering when you'd show up.

I'm so happy. I am (How you say?) "Sh**ting a brick."

Mad props on finding that excerpt, also.

I think that writer is going to be a one hit wonder, though.

Chalk it up to luck.

168 posted on 11/11/2004 4:56:16 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Google is my friend. ;o)

But I thought it nailed you -- uncanny! "The making of Thriller"? "....the zebra-skin seat coverings of my dreams."? It's like the guy KNOWS you! Like he's channeling you or sumthin'!


169 posted on 11/11/2004 5:08:25 AM PST by Watery Tart (YOU'RE Zaphod Beeblebrox? THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Gotta go, Shapka. Good to have you back, she said, being careful not to ask if the Republican was still wet....
170 posted on 11/11/2004 5:14:47 AM PST by Watery Tart (YOU'RE Zaphod Beeblebrox? THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?)
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To: Watery Tart
Eerie, isn't it?
171 posted on 11/11/2004 5:15:02 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: Zack Nguyen; OSHA; Darksheare; Harmless Teddy Bear; King Prout; Conspiracy Guy; tiamat; ...
An explanation, sort of, for my new and seemingly incomprehensible screen name.

Check out comment #121-my own incoherent stab at explaining what the heck it means-and #166, which is "Watery Tart's" slightly more informative attempt at describing how I stumbled upon this bizarre handle.

Enjoy!

172 posted on 11/12/2004 8:57:30 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

From here.

173 posted on 11/13/2004 8:16:19 AM PST by OSHA (Anything not forbidden is mandatory.)
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To: OSHA; George
Thanks!

Very impressive.

I'm just left with one burning question...

Who the heck is George?

174 posted on 11/13/2004 9:33:26 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Ask him.
george@arco-iris.com


175 posted on 11/13/2004 11:08:15 AM PST by OSHA (Anything not forbidden is mandatory.)
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To: OSHA
Thanks.

I actually did check out the rest of the site. Pretty interesting stuff.

I think there was also a series in the Freeper Canteen about different forms of armaments and weaponry throughout history.

176 posted on 11/13/2004 1:32:35 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Post #121 and #166.
177 posted on 11/13/2004 10:47:41 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: Syncro; dakine; Gabz; Liz; jocon307; lowbridge; The Mayor; Braak; freedom44; happygrl; LaserLock; ..
This may be the last opportunity you have to properly welcome back the freeper formerly known as The Scourge of Yazid.

A helpful explanation of my unorthodox screen name can be found in post #166, courtesy of Watery Tart.

A much less helpful-but slightly more incoherent-stab at an explanation can be found in post#121, courtesy of yours truly.

Enjoy.

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

178 posted on 11/15/2004 12:48:19 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("They don't want some high brow hussy from NYC characterizing them as idiots..." (Zell Miller)
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To: Jimmy Valentine
The solution-sort of-can be found in post #121, my own meandering explanation of this peculiar screen name, and in post#166,"Watery Tart's" somewhat more concise, edifying explanation.
179 posted on 11/25/2004 11:54:28 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: shibumi
An explanation-of sorts-for my peculiar screen name is above. Just follow the instructions.

Enjoy!

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

180 posted on 11/26/2004 1:09:09 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Robert Byrd (KKK-West Virginia)
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