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I Have Gas
johniegrad ^ | 10/24/04 | johniegrad

Posted on 10/22/2004 1:23:23 PM PDT by johniegrad

I have become so worried that there will be no space left on this board from all the newbie vanities that it has given me gas.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: breakingnews; breakingwind; everythingisvanity; ihavegas; vanityofvanities
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To: annyokie
I have gas

That's nothing. I have a cat with a lime helmet!


61 posted on 10/22/2004 1:44:17 PM PDT by Warren_Piece (Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter)
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To: johniegrad; Shryke
Unnngh.

62 posted on 10/22/2004 1:45:15 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Harsh not my mellow)
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To: Shryke

i just saw this and was wondering when I'd hear from you...:-)


63 posted on 10/22/2004 1:45:17 PM PDT by Andonius_99
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To: martin_fierro

More like...Unnnnnnngh....aaaahhhh.


64 posted on 10/22/2004 1:46:12 PM PDT by Shryke
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To: Warren_Piece

65 posted on 10/22/2004 1:47:44 PM PDT by annyokie ("I have a plan" ™)
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To: johniegrad

66 posted on 10/22/2004 1:47:46 PM PDT by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: johniegrad
Vanity, vanity none are astute,
The more you read the more you toot!
The more you toot, the better you feel
so quit complainin' and don't be a heel!
67 posted on 10/22/2004 1:48:56 PM PDT by marktuoni (Beware MSM here come the Freepers in Sleepers!)
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To: Shryke
Everyone be completely still and don't...I repeat DON'T fan the covers.
68 posted on 10/22/2004 1:52:26 PM PDT by codyjacksmom (Attention All Girlie-men...Please don't forget your foo foo's on the way out the door.)
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To: codyjacksmom
Ahahaha, DUTCH OVEN!!!!

My fiance hates those.

69 posted on 10/22/2004 1:53:08 PM PDT by Shryke
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To: johniegrad

Perhaps eating an occasional salad would help?


70 posted on 10/22/2004 1:54:20 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (Conservative, Republican, Raider fan, whether we're 14-2 or 2-14)
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To: johniegrad
DID YOU LISTEN TO RUSH TODAY he was so funny and so right hey i am so worried that kerry will be our nex pesident we all need to vote tell every one you know if kerry wins than we will all have to become gay and lose our free speech if kerry wins hte terrorist win!

-my impression of a newbie vanity

71 posted on 10/22/2004 1:58:28 PM PDT by kezekiel
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To: Shryke
OMG! Please tell me you don't pull them over her head and hold them there. tsk, tsk, tsk....


hehehe I enjoy doing that too!
72 posted on 10/22/2004 1:58:31 PM PDT by codyjacksmom (Attention All Girlie-men...Please don't forget your foo foo's on the way out the door.)
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To: johniegrad

Unless you paid for and own this board - might I suggest you take your "gas" - -


just a suggestion -

So by posting your post you are saying it's okay for an old poster to do it - but - - - - -

How many does this make now - with the same "whine" -


73 posted on 10/22/2004 1:58:41 PM PDT by Pastnowfuturealpha
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To: itsamelman

Is that thing...ummm...supposed to be...umm...inserted?


74 posted on 10/22/2004 2:00:45 PM PDT by BJClinton (We need a President who will stand up to the trial lawyers in Washington, not put one on the ticket.)
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To: johniegrad; stupid

I know just the newbie to bring in!


75 posted on 10/22/2004 2:03:49 PM PDT by Darksheare (Ganags of epopel shall stune your beeber with "UNNNGH!")
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To: mountaineer

I filled up today at $1.989 a gallon. Bummer.

Don't move to L.A.

76 posted on 10/22/2004 2:05:09 PM PDT by AnnaZ (><> Pray for America and for George W. Bush <><)
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To: Shryke

That's it! I've had enough! Time to roll out the: N-FARTT.

Newbie-

FReeper

And

Re-FReeper

Training

Thread


77 posted on 10/22/2004 2:14:43 PM PDT by clyde260 (Public Enemy #1: Network News!)
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To: johniegrad

78 posted on 10/22/2004 2:31:52 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: sam_whiskey; johniegrad; stupid

UNNNNGH!
So bad even the furniture ran away.
79 posted on 10/22/2004 2:34:03 PM PDT by Darksheare (Ganags of epopel shall stune your beeber with "UNNNGH!")
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To: johniegrad
I Have Gas

Sight your source!

80 posted on 10/22/2004 2:38:21 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (Can I get me a hunting license here?)
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