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I Have Gas
johniegrad ^ | 10/24/04 | johniegrad

Posted on 10/22/2004 1:23:23 PM PDT by johniegrad

I have become so worried that there will be no space left on this board from all the newbie vanities that it has given me gas.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: breakingnews; breakingwind; everythingisvanity; ihavegas; vanityofvanities
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To: johniegrad
Is this a vanity?
21 posted on 10/22/2004 1:26:51 PM PDT by halley
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To: johniegrad

I'm not going to reply to this or any vanity post until after the election!

Wait a minute.....this is a reply.

HUFF!


22 posted on 10/22/2004 1:26:57 PM PDT by FearlessRightwinger
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To: nuconvert

Wonder if Ann will throw some pie at me?


23 posted on 10/22/2004 1:27:04 PM PDT by devane617
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To: johniegrad

Isn't this BREAKING NEWS?


24 posted on 10/22/2004 1:27:11 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: johniegrad

Thanks for Sharing!!! I'll sleep well tonight that you added to the vanity count!


25 posted on 10/22/2004 1:27:18 PM PDT by Maigrey (Member of the semi-naked blogger Political Operative Brigade. To H#ll with pajamas!)
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To: johniegrad
Go thou to the nearest RAT event and emittest thine gas there.
26 posted on 10/22/2004 1:27:20 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: nuconvert
Do you like pie?

Vertical. Oh, wait a minute, that's clams.

27 posted on 10/22/2004 1:27:30 PM PDT by johniegrad
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To: johniegrad

28 posted on 10/22/2004 1:27:35 PM PDT by airborne (God answers all prayers. Sometimes the answer is ,"No".)
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To: johniegrad


29 posted on 10/22/2004 1:27:42 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: TexasCajun

It's breaking wind.


30 posted on 10/22/2004 1:27:47 PM PDT by JennysCool (Terrorism: Not a global test, John, but a pop quiz.)
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To: sam_whiskey; Owl_Eagle
I had a spicy chicken sammich for lunch.

unnngh!

31 posted on 10/22/2004 1:28:24 PM PDT by TheBigB (OPEN YOUR EYES, Clark Kent! You belong with CHLOE!)
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To: johniegrad
MAALOX

32 posted on 10/22/2004 1:28:25 PM PDT by Militiaman7 (Jesus is my personal Physician.)
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To: johniegrad

I thought I smelled something......


33 posted on 10/22/2004 1:28:48 PM PDT by b4its2late (John John Kerry Edwards change positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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To: JennysCool

is this what you would call "Breaking News"?


34 posted on 10/22/2004 1:28:58 PM PDT by connectthedots
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To: johniegrad
It looks like Ann Coulter may have the same problem here:


35 posted on 10/22/2004 1:28:58 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: johniegrad


Can't we all just get along? Group *hug* everyone...


36 posted on 10/22/2004 1:29:15 PM PDT by texas_mrs (Dubya has a pair - Kerry only has spitballs)
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To: Bogey78O; johniegrad

Already posted here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1253806/posts

I think I speak for everyone when I say I'm damn proud of johniegrad for not using the search feature.

Now I'm off to post "johniegrad has gas" in breaking news.

Owl_Eagle

" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"


37 posted on 10/22/2004 1:29:22 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (And they make fun of the way W says Nuclear... Jenjis???)
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To: JennysCool

38 posted on 10/22/2004 1:29:39 PM PDT by Warren_Piece (Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter)
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39 posted on 10/22/2004 1:30:13 PM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: johniegrad; counterpunch
I was just thinking of putting up a vanity myself.

Doesn't ANYBODY use the SEARCH FUNCTION anymore????

****If you are even semi-new to this site, on the BROWSE PAGE, right at the top, above the list of the latest posts, is a box labeled

SEARCH

For the love of God, USE IT!!!!!

Just look at how many threads were posted about Bill Clinton wanting to be head of the UN!!!

40 posted on 10/22/2004 1:30:13 PM PDT by Howlin (Bush has claimed two things which Democrats believe they own by right: the presidency & the future)
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