To: Andy from Beaverton
I have recently bought a dual processor Mac and I only use my pc occasionally.
2 posted on
10/21/2004 9:51:10 PM PDT by
Andy from Beaverton
(I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
To: Andy from Beaverton
Changing the polarity on capacitors was always fun in the engineering labs!
3 posted on
10/21/2004 9:52:40 PM PDT by
Incorrigible
(immanentizing the eschaton)
To: Andy from Beaverton
I love the smell of dead silicon in the morning.
5 posted on
10/21/2004 9:54:01 PM PDT by
MarkeyD
(<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com>Maggot</a>)
To: Andy from Beaverton
7 posted on
10/21/2004 9:54:48 PM PDT by
discipler
To: Andy from Beaverton
That 220V outlet is for your clothes dryer.
8 posted on
10/21/2004 9:55:42 PM PDT by
dagnabbit
(Prevent the next 9-11. Stop Islamic immigration and deport Muslim aliens.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
There's the problem right there - you let the smoke out of your hard drive. Every electronic device requires smoke to function properly. When you let it out or it escapes, the device stops working.
Get some more smoke immediately and refill your hard drive with it. It'll work fine.
9 posted on
10/21/2004 9:55:46 PM PDT by
asgardshill
(Got a lump of coal? Tell Mary Mapes to 'shove it' - in 2 weeks you'll have a diamond.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
Years ago, I had a Wang word processor start smoking on me. It's a little freaky.
12 posted on
10/21/2004 9:56:40 PM PDT by
radiohead
(Burn in hell, Kerry.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
Thank G-d you can stil post on FR.
To: Andy from Beaverton
So that Maxtor chip designed to detect Western Digital drives does work. Now the hard part is going to be using your warranty.
15 posted on
10/21/2004 9:58:38 PM PDT by
ProudVet77
(Flush John 'Fonda' Kerry)
To: Andy from Beaverton
My very first computer once had a major blo out like that except the metal casing on the drive blew wide open and the disk flew off its spindle, major power surge.
16 posted on
10/21/2004 9:59:20 PM PDT by
aft_lizard
(Actually i voted for John Kerry before I voted against him.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
HOT Bovine Scarptology will do that everytime !!
To: Andy from Beaverton
I'm always looking for a good excuse to give my wife as to why I need a hardware upgrade. I've smoked motherboards, CPU's, sound cards, power supplies. My latest "smoker" landed me a P-4 3.0 gig CPU, New Board, 1gig of ram and a new 19 inch flat screen. About once a year I say "let the smoking begin!" I have suggested that Frys and CompUSA offer free smoke bombs for married hardware freaks.
21 posted on
10/21/2004 10:11:40 PM PDT by
sierrahome
(Department of Redundancy Department)
To: Andy from Beaverton
33 posted on
10/21/2004 11:16:24 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
(Harsh not my mellow)
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